Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
y do orphans eat cereal with water there dad did not come back with the milk
my mom said to take out the trash bags so i did and the next day my mom asked “where are your sisters?” i said “in line to get crushed”
My dad is like my depression you need a suicide letter to find him
My sister’s bf is mad at me cuz I f@cked his girl
What makes a joke a dad joke? I don’t know. I don’t even have one as an example.
Q:Why did the father through butter out the window?A:he wanted to see a butterfly
How did the Hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her sons dick tasted funny.
Knock knock who there interrupting cow interrupting cow moo ??????????????????
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
Boy: why is my sister named Rose Dad: someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head Boy: okay Dad Dad: No problem Brick
You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work… He’s a suicide bomber.
One day my mom told me to take out the trash and I did . The next day mom asked me where is your sister and I said a garbage truck took her. Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left
Dad: I’m giving all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why are you doing that? Dad: So you won’t get bored there
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