Family jokes

What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters? Anna 1 Anna 2

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What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!

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Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”

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My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away

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My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. ushe told me that the was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.

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My sister thinks shes so smart she said only and onion can make you cry so i brought the belt out and she started crying

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My family is like a apple tree my sister is that ugly one that has to ruin in What do tampons and your sister have in common!

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I was thinking of a good accident joke and I asked my sister, she said you

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When I become a parent I’m gonna regergetate my food to feed my children. It’ll give me an excuse to make out with my daughter.

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Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.

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what is a lion call as a baby cocota

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A Pedphile brings his Eight year old Daughter to the doctors office. The doctor asked her if she would like some Candy? Her father replies please no more candy for her i gave her enough today.

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2 boys came home for dinner late and their mother asked, “where have you boys been?” 1 of them replied with, “we were all over the neighborhood, we’re mail men now.” Their snobby teen sister said, “well your not real mail men, real mail men use real letters.” Then 1 of the boys said, “actually we used real letters, we found a whole box of them under your bed.”

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roses are red violets are violets my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good piolet

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How do you give a redneck a circumcision? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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