Father : I don’t trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter’s belly,. Son : But Paah you can’t fire me. Father: You’re lucky you’re my brother too or I’d kill you.
I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad but I only remember the punch line.
what’s the difference between Nemo and my dad? Nemo was eventually found.
One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, “Just because you killed the butterfly, you don’t get butter for a week.” They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, “Nice try.”
Who named their daughter Macadamia? A couple of nuts.
Me and my friend went to the park, after a while we grabbed our little princess and said “it’s time to go sweetie” but before we could go someone said “stop them they have my daughter!”
In life it’s either Yeet or get beat and I clearly failed yeeting as a child as my dad beat me
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a “two for one special.”
The doctor told me I had aids I said it’s your fault sister.
a girl and her brother are walking in their garden POV:Brother. Sister:Why are you cutting those flowers? Brother; because their beautiful! Sister:I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren’t. Brother:…
My sister argued with me that you can’t make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta
Once my sister was a sister now shes a blister
My sister said that you no that that is really cool than I said you no you can shut up
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
My dad is like my depression you need a suicide letter to find him
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