Family jokes

To All The Naruto Fans: sharingan is red rasengan are blue if you dare touch my daughter ill chidori you

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A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy… and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the “girl” takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:… um

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My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away

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My sister asked me what is dark humour i asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? KINDERSURPRISE!

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Sometimes i feel ugly, then i think of my sister and feel better

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So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not) and Michael Jackson’s song Billie Jean sounds like my name and so my mom says, as the song is playing, (my name) is not my daughter, she’s just a girl who claims that I am her mum. Wow. applauds for mother Love you momma =)

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Guys my sisters pregnant! Im finally a dad!

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You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.

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Q:Why did the father through butter out the window?A:he wanted to see a butterfly

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my sister reminds me of 911 one moan of OMG got everyone’s attention.

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what’s the difference between Nemo and my dad? Nemo was eventually found.

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Why does sally have a 100 sisters? She lives in a orphanage

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One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.

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what do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha

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So a daughter asks her father “dad what is you opinion on abortions?” So her father says why don’t you ask your sister. The daughter responds “but I don’t have a sister… Oh”

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