My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. ushe told me that the was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.
My sister argued with me that you can’t make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, i cant wait to meet him ??????
If there is a divorce in West Virginia Are they still brother and Sister?
So there I was f@cking my sister and she’s shouts “god you f@ck like dad” I then said “damn that’s what mom said”
So a daughter asks her father “dad what is you opinion on abortions?” So her father says why don’t you ask your sister. The daughter responds “but I don’t have a sister… Oh”
How did the Hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her sons dick tasted funny.
You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a “two for one special.”
My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away
1st daughter: Dad I;m lesbian! Dad: oh OK! 2nd daughter: I’m also lesbian Dad: WTF does any 1 in this family love d!cks?!? Son: I do…
Why did the Santa go to work because he was just trying out the work ????
2 boys came home for dinner late and their mother asked, “where have you boys been?” 1 of them replied with, “we were all over the neighborhood, we’re mail men now.” Their snobby teen sister said, “well your not real mail men, real mail men use real letters.” Then 1 of the boys said, “actually we used real letters, we found a whole box of them under your bed.”
What makes a joke a dad joke? I don’t know. I don’t even have one as an example.
Why did the brother cross the road? Because The Sister Farted.
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