Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
My daughter has gotten to the age where she asks me embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked me “is that the best you can do?”
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they’re gone they never come back.
My sister thinks shes so smart she said only and onion can make you cry so i brought the belt out and she started crying
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night they don’t have a dad to go with.
My daughter said i could never make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!!!
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
Pp almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said just put it in.
Me and my friend went to the park, after a while we grabbed our little princess and said “it’s time to go sweetie” but before we could go someone said “stop them they have my daughter!”
If there is a divorce in West Virginia Are they still brother and Sister?
I was at a friends place yesterday, and… There was A mother, father, three sons, and a daughter. That night the mother and father started f@cking each other. I yelled and told them there are innocent children in this house. An hour later they started up again. I walked to their room and they were asleep. So I looked in the brothers room and all three brothers were f@cking the sister. I sighed at this. “Incest aside. You guys make a cute family.” I started, “So Anna, when am I gonna have nieces and nephews?” They stopped instantly and went to sleep. “Thank you.” I replied before walking back to my room they let me sleep in and I passed out for the rest of the night.
my 14 year old daughter went shopping at grocery story she gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist , the cashier scanned it and replied with " ma’am this item is worthless "
A doctor is telling three women what they are addicted to. He says to the first one "You are addicted to money, you named your daughter Penny" He says to the second one "You are addicted to food, you named you daughter Candy" Then the third one whispers to her son “Come on Dick, lets go.”
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