When Bubba’s condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.
Father : I don’t trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter’s belly,. Son : But Paah you can’t fire me. Father: You’re lucky you’re my brother too or I’d kill you.
The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
Pp almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said just put it in.
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked “What are you doing?” She replied, “Making a Creampie.”
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
I was once caught doing it with a 16 year old in my bedroom. Boy was my wife mad. She yelled “HOW CAN YOU F… OUR DAUGHTER?!”. Haha yeah she was mad. Anyways thats why your mother and I are getting a divorce Timmy.
My friend Jimmy said his dad is exactly like Santa, I asked “Why is it because he gives people presents?” Jimmy told me “No it’s because I hear so many good things about him but and how he’s gonna come home, but never see him.”
Dad: What time do u wanna go to the dentist? Daughter: tooth hurty Dad: all right
My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness. Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!"
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister? You better not Leia finger on her!
My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.
Once my sister was a sister now shes a blister
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack was surprised to see she had different eyes and that’s when he realized… Jack had f@cked Jill’s daughter
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