Family jokes

Wife:Honey im pregnant Husband:Hi Pregnant im dad Wife:No you’re not

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What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister? You better not Leia finger on her!

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my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked “where is your sister”, and i said in line to get crushed.

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What runs but never stop

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dark humor is like a dad not everyone gets it

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Why did the brother cross the road? Because The Sister Farted.

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I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”

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Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk

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So Kenny finally found his one true love. But he can’t be with her because it’s illegal to marry your sister.

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A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas

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How did the Hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her sons dick tasted funny.

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Teacher: You cant be here after school without a parent! Orphan: -no response-

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Dad: What time do u wanna go to the dentist? Daughter: tooth hurty Dad: all right

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Son: Dad am I adopted? Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center do you really think I would pick u?

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Once my sister was a sister now shes a blister

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