My family is like a apple tree my sister is that ugly one that has to ruin in What do tampons and your sister have in common!
My friends daughter is taking a job in California parking cars. She says she wants to be a valet girl. For sure. For sure.
%%Dad: “Son, does mommy like having lady-friends over?” Son: “Nah, mostly men.” Dad: “Do you think you’d be comfortable telling that to a judge in court…”
Son : "Dad, Are we pyromaniacs ?" Dad : "Yes, we arson
I called my boss the other Monday and told him I needed the day off because I was sick. He said “how sick?”. I said “well I’m in bed with my 12 year old sister”.
what is a lion call as a baby cocota
My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister’s panties. I don’t know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearimg them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way it made the funeral a bit awkward.
what do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha
Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA
You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they’re gone they never come back.
What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
a girl and her brother are walking in their garden POV:Brother. Sister:Why are you cutting those flowers? Brother; because their beautiful! Sister:I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren’t. Brother:…
You have to do this and my sister said well I don’t care and I said well you care enough to respond back oh my gosh.
This boy heard from a friend that if you tell an adult “I know the whole truth” they will be all weird so he went home and told his mom “I know the whole truth” and she gave him 20$ and said to keep quiet. Pleased when his dad got home he said “I know the whole truth” and his dad gave him 40$ an said don’t tell mom. really pleased he met the mailman the next day and said “I know the whole truth” then the mailman got down on his knee opened his arms and said come to daddy.
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