How did the Hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her sons dick tasted funny.
why do orphans eat cereal with water? because their dad never came home with the milk
Who named their daughter Macadamia? A couple of nuts.
How do you give a redneck a circumcision? Kick his sister in the jaw.
My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.
What’s the difference between my phone and my sister? I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh.
One day I came home from school and said to my dad ‘I got expelled from school today’ he said ’ how’ I said I threw my book at the teacher’ he asked why’ I told him we were doing an anti-bullying program htm title=' so I threw my dictionary at her. ’'>and my teacher said words can’t hurt me so I threw my dictionary at her. ’
I was thinking of a good accident joke and I asked my sister, she said you
y do orphans eat cereal with water there dad did not come back with the milk
I was at a friends place yesterday, and… There was A mother, father, three sons, and a daughter. That night the mother and father started f@cking each other. I yelled and told them there are innocent children in this house. An hour later they started up again. I walked to their room and they were asleep. So I looked in the brothers room and all three brothers were f@cking the sister. I sighed at this. “Incest aside. You guys make a cute family.” I started, “So Anna, when am I gonna have nieces and nephews?” They stopped instantly and went to sleep. “Thank you.” I replied before walking back to my room they let me sleep in and I passed out for the rest of the night.
You want to hear a dirty joke? This guy and this girl were having sex when the guys boss called to ask why he wasn’t at work. The guy responds, "I’m sick" His boss replies, "you don’t sound sick" The guy says, “I’m f@cking my sister” and hangs up the phone
So my dad said to me and my sister don’t fight but did he mean “fist fight” or “yelling fight?”
roses are red violets are violets my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good piolet
Dad: I’m giving all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why are you doing that? Dad: So you won’t get bored there
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