My sister asked me what is dark humour i asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? KINDERSURPRISE!
A little girl said to her mom "MOM MY BUTTS CRACKED KISS IT KISS IT"her mom said “sweetie SHUT UP ITS ALWAYS BEEN THERE” then her daughter died cuz of her melodramaticness.
My sisters name is coco and one day she was funny so I told her you Coconut
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
So my dad said to me and my sister don’t fight but did he mean “fist fight” or “yelling fight?”
jack and jill went down to hell to fetch ur mothers bladder her bladder broke u two are soaked and now u have a daughter cuz in that bladder was me
So I was f@cking my daughter the other day and my wife walked in… I don’t know what was funnier the look on her face or that the abortion clinic let me keep her
Pp almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said just put it in.
Who named their daughter Macadamia? A couple of nuts.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know. This joke problably flew over peoples heads, but for some people it flew into their head I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing eachother and I said excuse where is the bathroom and the man said right over there. I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say “Dad I have to go to school soon”
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
A Pedphile brings his Eight year old Daughter to the doctors office. The doctor asked her if she would like some Candy? Her father replies please no more candy for her i gave her enough today.
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked “What are you doing?” She replied, “Making a Creampie.”
What do u call a grown up with ur sister, ur best friend
jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter
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