Family jokes

How do you give a redneck a circumcision? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”

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I called my boss the other Monday and told him I needed the day off because I was sick. He said “how sick?”. I said “well I’m in bed with my 12 year old sister”.

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Knock knock who there interrupting cow interrupting cow moo ??????????????????

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Daughter: Dad Dad: Yes honey Daughter: Im Lesbian Dad: Ok Daughter 2: Dad Dad: Yes? Daughter 2: Im lesbian too Dad: GOD does anyone like boys around here Son: I do…

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My mum told me to stop playing with my sister; she said at least wait for her to be born first.

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My daughter said i could never make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!!!

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Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.

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Wife:Honey im pregnant Husband:Hi Pregnant im dad Wife:No you’re not

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I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad but I only remember the punch line.

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My friend was pissed of with me. I was sniffing his sisters knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward

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My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.

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How do you circumcise a hill billy… Kick his sister in the jaw

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best friend makes 9/11 joke you: hey my dad was inside the tower best friend: im sorry you: I always knew he was a great pilot Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because there dad never came back with the milk

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If there is a divorce in West Virginia Are they still brother and Sister?

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