Why hasn’t my dad come back? No seriously I’m not joking
Bf: Do you love me? Gf: Most of time. Bf: Well it’s either yes or no. Gf: … Bf: Well when is it that you don’t love me? Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you to the river an hour than it takes me a half hour to love you again. Bf: Why? Gf: Cuz you always see that OTHER GIRL. Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!! Gf: Ohh…
Why did the Santa go to work because he was just trying out the work ????
I was at a friends place yesterday, and… There was A mother, father, three sons, and a daughter. That night the mother and father started f@cking each other. I yelled and told them there are innocent children in this house. An hour later they started up again. I walked to their room and they were asleep. So I looked in the brothers room and all three brothers were f@cking the sister. I sighed at this. “Incest aside. You guys make a cute family.” I started, “So Anna, when am I gonna have nieces and nephews?” They stopped instantly and went to sleep. “Thank you.” I replied before walking back to my room they let me sleep in and I passed out for the rest of the night.
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
What do you call you’re daughter’s boyfriend when he brings her back past 10pm? An ambulance
My friends daughter is taking a job in California parking cars. She says she wants to be a valet girl. For sure. For sure.
My sister argued with me that you can’t make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta
What makes a joke a dad joke? I don’t know. I don’t even have one as an example.
How do you give a redneck a circumcision? Kick his sister in the jaw.
jack and rose went on a cruise to do it in the water. jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters? Anna 1 Anna 2
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us? Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road? Son:why? Dad: To get to the other side but your mother only made it about halfway
Who named their daughter Macadamia? A couple of nuts.
What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh.
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