White 40 year olds love little white kids and so does trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter! So I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company. Everyone is mad but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings. Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.” “Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
daughter:dad why did mom do best? dad:nothing except pretend to love us and leave daughter:so she only loves my sister? dad:yep
Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.
5 4 3 2 1. A castle ways a ton. 5 4 3 2 1. The Queen of England’s won. I never thought she’d get it done, but her sister is a nun.
My sister thinks shes so smart she said only and onion can make you cry so i brought the belt out and she started crying
Name Something you practiced kissing on as a kid. Sister SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
The doctor told me I had aids I said it’s your fault sister.
When Bubba’s condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.
Sometimes, I think back on all the mistakes I’ve ever made. Then I realize “My daughter isn’t THAT bad…”
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister; she said at least wait for her to be born first.
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister? You better not Leia finger on her!
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night they don’t have a dad to go with.
Q: what’s worst fingerbanging your sister? A: finding your dads wedding ring
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