To All The Naruto Fans: sharingan is red rasengan are blue if you dare touch my daughter ill chidori you
How do you give a redneck a circumcision? Kick his sister in the jaw.
Who named their daughter Macadamia? A couple of nuts.
Corn and corn WHERE IS POPCORN!?!?!
why do orphans eat cereal with water? because their dad never came home with the milk
Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it’s okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.
You have to do this and my sister said well I don’t care and I said well you care enough to respond back oh my gosh.
The Mother and her Daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the Daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The Mother realized this and took off looking for her, after awhile, she found her tugging on a black man, the Mother asked “What are you doing” and the Daughter replied “I wan’t the chocolate”
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
Girl: How do you feel about abortion? Dad: Ask your sister Girl: I don’t have a …
My friend told me he had a sister. i asked if she was hot and he said she was 8. that wasnt my question
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
Son: Dad am I adopted? Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center do you really think I would pick u?
I would name my daughter awesome so I can tell people that I’m f@cking awesome.
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
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