Family jokes

Once my sister was a sister now shes a blister

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I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away

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What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!

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My friend Jimmy said his dad is exactly like Santa, I asked “Why is it because he gives people presents?” Jimmy told me “No it’s because I hear so many good things about him but and how he’s gonna come home, but never see him.”

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I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. – I didn’t want to interrupt her. A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Grade 3… The boy said, “Madam, I should be in Grade 4. I am smarter than my sister & she’s in Grade 4”. The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.The principal decided to test the boy with some

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What do u call a grown up with ur sister, ur best friend

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In life it’s either Yeet or get beat and I clearly failed yeeting as a child as my dad beat me

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Tits are like Lego bricks. They’re there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.

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So a girl goes to Santa in the mall, and Santa asks what she would like for Christmas. So the kid says: “a little sister”. So then Santa says: “bring me your mother!”

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my sister reminds me of 911 one moan of OMG got everyone’s attention.

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So my teacher’s daughter commited suicide. One day Ima go up to her and say “What’s wrong did Logan Paul leave your daughter hangin’”.

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5 4 3 2 1. A castle ways a ton. 5 4 3 2 1. The Queen of England’s won. I never thought she’d get it done, but her sister is a nun.

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So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”

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Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

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