my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked “where is your sister”, and i said in line to get crushed.
what is a lion call as a baby cocota
Pp almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said just put it in.
Daughter: I know this is weird but I feel like that someone is watching me when I am sleeping. Father: Sorry
White 40 year olds love little white kids and so does trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter! So I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company. Everyone is mad but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.
What the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter? A-doll Hit-her! Boy: The principal is so dumb! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No… Girl: I am the principal’s daughter! Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No… Boy: Good! Walks away
roses are red violets are violets my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good piolet
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphans dad? The clock comes back around.
what do you call a dad in the mirror? ( Your imagination )
jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter
I was once caught doing it with a 16 year old in my bedroom. Boy was my wife mad. She yelled “HOW CAN YOU F… OUR DAUGHTER?!”. Haha yeah she was mad. Anyways thats why your mother and I are getting a divorce Timmy.
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a “two for one special.”
Teacher: Ok class I’m going to ask a question about your family. Alex: Miss my Dad died In 9/11 Teacher: OH NO IM SO SORRY! Alex: Don’t worry miss It was only Dad and besides he did what he wanted before he died. Teacher: What was that? Alex: Flew the plane.
what’s the difference between Nemo and my dad? Nemo was eventually found.
I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”
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