The doctor told me I had aids I said it’s your fault sister.
A millionaire LOVES alligators and filled his pool full of alligators, One night he has a party and says,“whoever can swim from one end to the other of the alligator infested pool unharmed will get a prize, my daughter or a million dollars.” some people line up but they are hesitant. One man gets in the water, swims from one end to the other unharmed, and went to the millionaire. The millionaire says,“wow I can’t believe you did it! So whats your prize?” the guy says,“I don’t care about the million dollars or your daughter, I just want to know who the B@$*ard was that pushed me in the pool!”
Pp almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said just put it in.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it Leaves and never comes back
Dad: What did you learn in school today? Timmy: Not enough, I guess, ‘cus I gotta go back tomorrow.
My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.
I called my boss the other Monday and told him I needed the day off because I was sick. He said “how sick?”. I said “well I’m in bed with my 12 year old sister”.
what do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha
Boy: why is my sister named Rose Dad: someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head Boy: okay Dad Dad: No problem Brick
Son : "Dad, Are we pyromaniacs ?" Dad : "Yes, we arson
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
My dad was a master of his art; being compared to Houdini. Due his skill in disappearing.
In life it’s either Yeet or get beat and I clearly failed yeeting as a child as my dad beat me
What do Chinese parents hate the most? A new born daughter…
I was thinking of a good accident joke and I asked my sister, she said you
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