A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, “your adopted” the sister yells back, “At least they wanted me!”
She was only a potato chip manufacturer "s daughter - by she was Frito Lay!
Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got the see either of them and they are now extinct
So Kenny finally found his one true love. But he can’t be with her because it’s illegal to marry your sister.
So my dad said to me and my sister don’t fight but did he mean “fist fight” or “yelling fight?”
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk
My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not) and Michael Jackson’s song Billie Jean sounds like my name and so my mom says, as the song is playing, (my name) is not my daughter, she’s just a girl who claims that I am her mum. Wow. applauds for mother Love you momma =)
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back? Daddy
To All The Naruto Fans: sharingan is red rasengan are blue if you dare touch my daughter ill chidori you
I encountered a milf at a bar last night although she is 57 years old, she is still very charming and sexy we were drinking, chatting, laughing, and having a good time then, she asked me flirtatiously “have you ever tried a mother-daughter threesome before?” I said, “Nope, not yet”. She drank a little more, and said, “well, darling, tonight is your lucky night.” So she took me to her place. She took out her keys opens her door turn on the light and she yells towards upstairs "Mom, are you still awake?”
daughter:dad why did mom do best? dad:nothing except pretend to love us and leave daughter:so she only loves my sister? dad:yep
The Mother and her Daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the Daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The Mother realized this and took off looking for her, after awhile, she found her tugging on a black man, the Mother asked “What are you doing” and the Daughter replied “I wan’t the chocolate”
A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy… and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the “girl” takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:… um
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