Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the switch.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her
My mom is the jelly and my dad is the peanut butter And I am the bread the only thin keeping them together.
Yo sis come here sis: what. Me: oh sorry you doing school sis: yup me can i go sis:no way you’re going to hug me me: i love you
Pp almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said just put it in.
My sister thinks shes so smart she said only and onion can make you cry so i brought the belt out and she started crying
jack and rose went on a cruise to do it in the water. jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
White 40 year olds love little white kids and so does trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter! So I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company. Everyone is mad but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.
Dad: how was your trip to the park? Daughter: it was good until the man came along. Dad: gasps whatever happened, it wasn’t your fault, but tell Daddy, what happened? Daughter: he made my friends go away so it was just me and him… then he took my dress off… Dad: oh God, what next? Daughter: Nothing, that was it. Dad: oh, come on! that wasn’t exciting, make something up!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack was surprised to see she had different eyes and that’s when he realized… Jack had f@cked Jill’s daughter
my 14 year old daughter went shopping at grocery story she gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist , the cashier scanned it and replied with " ma’am this item is worthless "
I love you Hebrew john
Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got the see either of them and they are now extinct
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