Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
I love you Hebrew john
My family is like a apple tree my sister is that ugly one that has to ruin in What do tampons and your sister have in common!
I was once caught doing it with a 16 year old in my bedroom. Boy was my wife mad. She yelled “HOW CAN YOU F… OUR DAUGHTER?!”. Haha yeah she was mad. Anyways thats why your mother and I are getting a divorce Timmy.
My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness. Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!"
A proud new dad sits down with his own father. His father says, “Son,you now have a child of your own, so I think it’s time I gave you this.” And so, he pulls out a book: 1001 Dad Jokes. The young man says, “Dad, I’m honored, ” as tears well up in his eyes. His father says, “Hi, Honoured, I’m Dad.”
What’s the worst part of Breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice until she finally gets it. I have a problem my dad any my girlfriend have the same birthday. So one took my virginity and the other is my girlfriend
A heavily pregnant woman is in an accident and gives birth to twins while comatose. Upon awakening some days later, the doctors tell her that her brother Tom filled out the birth certificates while she was out. “Oh no, Tom’s an idiot, what did he name my daughter?” she asked the nurse. “Denise.” “That’s not a bad name. And what did he name the boy?” “Tom Junior.”
Most states: “It’s ok, it won’t be awkward. We’re still friends.” Alabama: “She didn’t wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she’ll still be my sister.”
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, i cant wait to meet him ??????
dark humor is like a dad not everyone gets it
My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away
Daughter: I know this is weird but I feel like that someone is watching me when I am sleeping. Father: Sorry
my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked “where is your sister”, and i said in line to get crushed.
whats the difference between a lambo and a boner your sister didnt give me a lambo
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