Q:Why did the father through butter out the window?A:he wanted to see a butterfly
Name Something you practiced kissing on as a kid. Sister SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Father : I don’t trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter’s belly,. Son : But Paah you can’t fire me. Father: You’re lucky you’re my brother too or I’d kill you.
Who named their daughter Macadamia? A couple of nuts.
My Daughter is Super Smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor
When you’re f@cking your boss’s daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked “What are you doing?” She replied, “Making a Creampie.”
Knock knock who there interrupting cow interrupting cow moo ??????????????????
A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother? Can I see her?” Johnny: “Nope. She’s in the shower, too.” Salesman: “Do you think they’ll be out soon?” Johnny: “Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead.” I once heard my dad shout I’m going to be like frozen and let it go then I heard a gunshot
Daughter: I know this is weird but I feel like that someone is watching me when I am sleeping. Father: Sorry
The doctor told me I had aids I said it’s your fault sister.
She was only a potato chip manufacturer "s daughter - by she was Frito Lay!
What’s the difference between my phone and my sister? I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water, jack slipped and the condom ripped now they have a daughter
A millionaire LOVES alligators and filled his pool full of alligators, One night he has a party and says,“whoever can swim from one end to the other of the alligator infested pool unharmed will get a prize, my daughter or a million dollars.” some people line up but they are hesitant. One man gets in the water, swims from one end to the other unharmed, and went to the millionaire. The millionaire says,“wow I can’t believe you did it! So whats your prize?” the guy says,“I don’t care about the million dollars or your daughter, I just want to know who the B@$*ard was that pushed me in the pool!”
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