Family jokes

Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA

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My sister said that you no that that is really cool than I said you no you can shut up

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I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad but I only remember the punch line.

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Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it’s okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.

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You know whats the worst about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull her hair when you hit it from the back “Dad, how do stars die?” – “Usually an overdose.”

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Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk

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Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us? Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road? Son:why? Dad: To get to the other side but your mother only made it about halfway

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So my teacher’s daughter commited suicide. One day Ima go up to her and say “What’s wrong did Logan Paul leave your daughter hangin’”.

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So there I was f@cking my sister and she’s shouts “god you f@ck like dad” I then said “damn that’s what mom said”

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What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters? Anna 1 Anna 2

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What’s the difference between my phone and my sister? I actually give a damn if my phone dies.

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I was thinking of a good accident joke and I asked my sister, she said you

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Girl: How do you feel about abortion? Dad: Ask your sister Girl: I don’t have a …

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So I was f@cking my daughter the other day and my wife walked in… I don’t know what was funnier the look on her face or that the abortion clinic let me keep her

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How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!

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