dark humor is like a dad not everyone gets it
What the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter? A-doll Hit-her! Boy: The principal is so dumb! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No… Girl: I am the principal’s daughter! Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No… Boy: Good! Walks away
My family is like a apple tree my sister is that ugly one that has to ruin in What do tampons and your sister have in common!
Why hasn’t my dad come back? No seriously I’m not joking
What makes a joke a dad joke? I don’t know. I don’t even have one as an example.
My mom is the jelly and my dad is the peanut butter And I am the bread the only thin keeping them together.
Dad: "if they jumped off a bridge would you?" Tommy: “yes, cuz there would be a body pile to break my fall!”
My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away
A grandfather is on his rocking chair. His grandson comes to him asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds with a “no”. His granddaughter then comes along and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds, “Why do you keep asking me to croak?” The granddaughter replies, “Because Dad says if you do, we get to go to Disneyland.”
You have to do this and my sister said well I don’t care and I said well you care enough to respond back oh my gosh.
Guys my sisters pregnant! Im finally a dad!
The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work… He’s a suicide bomber.
One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, “Just because you killed the butterfly, you don’t get butter for a week.” They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, “Nice try.”
my mom said to take out the trash bags so i did and the next day my mom asked “where are your sisters?” i said “in line to get crushed”
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister? You better not Leia finger on her!
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