daughter:dad why did mom do best? dad:nothing except pretend to love us and leave daughter:so she only loves my sister? dad:yep
You have to do this and my sister said well I don’t care and I said well you care enough to respond back oh my gosh.
A grandfather is on his rocking chair. His grandson comes to him asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds with a “no”. His granddaughter then comes along and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds, “Why do you keep asking me to croak?” The granddaughter replies, “Because Dad says if you do, we get to go to Disneyland.”
jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter
In life it’s either Yeet or get beat and I clearly failed yeeting as a child as my dad beat me
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the the sower you can’t even see it. Guy: No I see your sister’s head
She was only a potato chip manufacturer "s daughter - by she was Frito Lay!
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphans dad? The clock comes back around.
How do you circumcise a hill billy… Kick his sister in the jaw
My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister; she said at least wait for her to be born first.
Once my sister was a sister now shes a blister
Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone) Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)? Operator : Yes, you can speak to me. Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)! Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this? Caller: I’m Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It’s urgent. Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about? Caller: Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)?as involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this! Caller: You are so rude! Who are you? Operator: I’m Saw Lee (Sorry). Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
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