How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
What’s the difference between my phone and my sister? I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
My sister asked me what is dark humour i asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? KINDERSURPRISE!
I was thinking of a good accident joke and I asked my sister, she said you
What makes a joke a dad joke? I don’t know. I don’t even have one as an example.
My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. ushe told me that the was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.
How did the Hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her sons dick tasted funny.
Brother: I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help Sister: that’s my fu__ing electric toothbrush Brother: oh, well the offer still stands. So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister; she said at least wait for her to be born first.
what do you call a dad in the mirror? ( Your imagination )
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
My Mom said: I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied. Well i said: Have you seen her?
How do you give a redneck a circumcision? Kick his sister in the jaw.
A heavily pregnant woman is in an accident and gives birth to twins while comatose. Upon awakening some days later, the doctors tell her that her brother Tom filled out the birth certificates while she was out. “Oh no, Tom’s an idiot, what did he name my daughter?” she asked the nurse. “Denise.” “That’s not a bad name. And what did he name the boy?” “Tom Junior.”
My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away
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