Family jokes

Wife:Honey im pregnant Husband:Hi Pregnant im dad Wife:No you’re not

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To All The Naruto Fans: sharingan is red rasengan are blue if you dare touch my daughter ill chidori you

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What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette

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My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, i cant wait to meet him ??????

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My sister thinks shes so smart she said only and onion can make you cry so i brought the belt out and she started crying

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jack and rose went on a cruise to do it in the water. jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.

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Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad. Liam: I like you both. Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go Liam: I will go to paris. Mother: That’s means you like dad more Liam: No, its because i like paris Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go. Liam: I will go to America. Mother: Why Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.

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Ya know I’m not to I to black girls, but Kobe’s daughter was smoking!!!

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I was thinking of a good accident joke and I asked my sister, she said you

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My friend told me he had a sister. i asked if she was hot and he said she was 8. that wasnt my question

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I told my dad is was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said “Hey you should CUT it out.” It was funny but I couldn’t bring myself to laugh at that.

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One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.

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What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters? Anna 1 Anna 2

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Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”

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How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad’s c–k tastes like s–t!

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