my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked “where is your sister”, and i said in line to get crushed.
Why does sally have a 100 sisters? She lives in a orphanage
y do orphans eat cereal with water there dad did not come back with the milk
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night they don’t have a dad to go with.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.
Teacher: Ok class I’m going to ask a question about your family. Alex: Miss my Dad died In 9/11 Teacher: OH NO IM SO SORRY! Alex: Don’t worry miss It was only Dad and besides he did what he wanted before he died. Teacher: What was that? Alex: Flew the plane.
What’s the best part about plowing your cousin? -It makes your sister jealous
Most states: “It’s ok, it won’t be awkward. We’re still friends.” Alabama: “She didn’t wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she’ll still be my sister.”
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Mr smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr smith have Tell me answers in comment box
My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness. Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!"
My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.
My Mom said: I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied. Well i said: Have you seen her?
daughter:dad why did mom do best? dad:nothing except pretend to love us and leave daughter:so she only loves my sister? dad:yep
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