whats the difference between a lambo and a boner your sister didnt give me a lambo
Q: what’s worst fingerbanging your sister? A: finding your dads wedding ring
A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother? Can I see her?” Johnny: “Nope. She’s in the shower, too.” Salesman: “Do you think they’ll be out soon?” Johnny: “Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead.” I once heard my dad shout I’m going to be like frozen and let it go then I heard a gunshot
How do you circumcise a hill billy… Kick his sister in the jaw
My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.
The Mother and her Daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the Daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The Mother realized this and took off looking for her, after awhile, she found her tugging on a black man, the Mother asked “What are you doing” and the Daughter replied “I wan’t the chocolate”
My sister argued with me that you can’t make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta
What’s the best part about plowing your cousin? -It makes your sister jealous
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
Guys my sisters pregnant! Im finally a dad!
Daughter: So, I got my period. Mom: That’s wonderful, dear! Now you can bleed for a whole week a month without dying! Daughter: That’s nice, Mum, but isn’t the whole point of getting your period dying? Mom: Yes, but you have to kill yourself a little longer to live through to the another day. Daughter: Thanks, Mum. That makes a whole lot of sense. (Sarcastically) Mom: You’re welcome, honey. (Clueless. Obviously.)
You want to hear a dirty joke? This guy and this girl were having sex when the guys boss called to ask why he wasn’t at work. The guy responds, "I’m sick" His boss replies, "you don’t sound sick" The guy says, “I’m f@cking my sister” and hangs up the phone
You have to do this and my sister said well I don’t care and I said well you care enough to respond back oh my gosh.
y do orphans eat cereal with water there dad did not come back with the milk
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night they don’t have a dad to go with.
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