What do you call a fat chinese man A double chinkey
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
yo mama so fat thanos had to clap
what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said “Let there be Light!” he told your mama to move out of the way!
Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”
A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance? Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with. Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
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