Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death” And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”
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yo mama so fat thanos had to clap
a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.
Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami
What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.
yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!
what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt
Life is like a box of chocolate, it doesn’t last long if you’re fat
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