Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.
yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops. At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad. How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus
your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice
yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity
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