My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”
I know five fat people and you’re three of them
a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.
what do fat demons hate, exorcise
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you Students: Eggs Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you Kids: Bacon Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you Kids: Homework
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.
Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death” And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”
You are the reason double doors were invented
what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book
Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out
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