Fat jokes

A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke? ” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.

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your mama so fat when pennywise said “we all float down here” he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.

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Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”

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Im not fat!! Im a Nutritional Overachiever

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Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

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yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.

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My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one

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Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework

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Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!

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I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.

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Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”

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yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice

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What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun

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Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

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Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami

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