yo mama so fat thanos had to clap
You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus
Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator
What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.
Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her
Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.
Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.
yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death” And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”
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