Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
ur mom fat lol
yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity
I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death” And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”
Im not fat!! Im a Nutritional Overachiever
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
Why are people in Japan always skinny? Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
You shouldn’t bully fat people They already have enough on their plate
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic
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