Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun
Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.
what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack
Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.
By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I’d say it. Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami
yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
You shouldn’t bully fat people They already have enough on their plate
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