Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”
yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops. At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
You are the reason double doors were invented
Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun
I know five fat people and you’re three of them
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
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