Fat jokes

yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice

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Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.

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Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.

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ur mom fat lol

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What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun

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Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”

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your mama so fat when pennywise said “we all float down here” he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.

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yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide

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I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning

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Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.

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your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus

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Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you Students: Eggs Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you Kids: Bacon Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you Kids: Homework

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I know five fat people and you’re three of them

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Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.

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rft

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