Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
your mama so fat when pennywise said “we all float down here” he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic
You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’
Why are people in Japan always skinny? Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice
Im not fat!! Im a Nutritional Overachiever
Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.
what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book
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