Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
yo mama so fat thanos had to clap
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death” And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.
yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”
Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
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