Fat jokes

By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I’d say it. Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.

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Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

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Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her

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What do you call a fat chinese man A double chinkey

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a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.

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what do fat demons hate, exorcise

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Im not fat!! Im a Nutritional Overachiever

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your mama so fat when pennywise said “we all float down here” he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.

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Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”

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Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework

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Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus

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Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami

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yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity

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yo mama so fat thanos had to clap

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ur mom fat lol

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