YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
I know five fat people and you’re three of them
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs
I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.
Im not fat!! Im a Nutritional Overachiever
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat, you get Fat. What? were you expecting a pi joke? Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad. How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun
a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.
yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
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