A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke? ” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs
yo mama so fat thanos had to clap
Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.
a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.
what do fat demons hate, exorcise
Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic
What do you call a fat chinese man A double chinkey
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
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