Fat jokes

yo mama so fat thanos had to clap

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Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***

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Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”

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Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”

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yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps

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Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

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Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”

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Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her

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Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad. How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake

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yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe

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Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

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Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

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You are the reason double doors were invented

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Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.

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