Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
what do fat demons hate, exorcise
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.
You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.
your mama so fat when pennywise said “we all float down here” he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.
Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one
You shouldn’t bully fat people They already have enough on their plate
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