You are the reason double doors were invented
Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do? my friend: Chunky dunks
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator
You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus
Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.
You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’
yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps
What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?
yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!
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