A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
oh my fat joke offended you which one of your chins did i hurt
A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance? Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with. Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
Life is like a box of chocolate, it doesn’t last long if you’re fat
Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued
Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.
You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus
Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one
I know five fat people and you’re three of them
Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement
I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops. At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
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