Fat jokes

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

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What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat, you get Fat. What? were you expecting a pi joke? Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.

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Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.

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yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!

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oh my fat joke offended you which one of your chins did i hurt

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Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.

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You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus

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What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.

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My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire

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Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

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Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you Students: Eggs Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you Kids: Bacon Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you Kids: Homework

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Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad. How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake

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Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

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“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”

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Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!

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