Fat jokes

“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”

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You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’

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What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.

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You shouldn’t bully fat people They already have enough on their plate

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your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice

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what do fat demons hate, exorcise

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Why are people in Japan always skinny? Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.

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Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.

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Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework

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Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.

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You are the reason double doors were invented

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Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued

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My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire

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Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt

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Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”

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