Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”
Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke? ” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.
yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack
What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said “Let there be Light!” he told your mama to move out of the way!
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one
What do you call a fat chinese man A double chinkey
your mama so fat when pennywise said “we all float down here” he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
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