Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her
what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***
Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”
Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement
Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do? my friend: Chunky dunks
the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”
Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.
What do you call a fat chinese man A double chinkey
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad. How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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