You are the reason double doors were invented
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic
oh my fat joke offended you which one of your chins did i hurt
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you Students: Eggs Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you Kids: Bacon Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you Kids: Homework
Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops. At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.
yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do? my friend: Chunky dunks
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death” And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued
A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke? ” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.
Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.
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