Fat jokes

Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.

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I know five fat people and you’re three of them

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Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami

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Joke 1# ’ Knock Knock ’ Whos there? ’ Pastur ’ Pastur who? ’ Past ur bedtime ". Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break. Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "

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yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps

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Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.

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yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!

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Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.

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You are the reason double doors were invented

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Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out

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what do fat demons hate, exorcise

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You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’

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Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.

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You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus

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the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”

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