Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”
Life is like a box of chocolate, it doesn’t last long if you’re fat
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
what do fat demons hate, exorcise
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
You are the reason double doors were invented
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic
Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”
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