Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator
Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.
yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.
What do you call a fat chinese man A double chinkey
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”
Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
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