What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic
By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I’d say it. Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.
yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops. At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do? my friend: Chunky dunks
oh my fat joke offended you which one of your chins did i hurt
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice
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