You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
You are the reason double doors were invented
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.
You shouldn’t bully fat people They already have enough on their plate
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
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