Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.

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yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity

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Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.

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Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”

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What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat, you get Fat. What? were you expecting a pi joke? Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.

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Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus

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Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you Students: Eggs Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you Kids: Bacon Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you Kids: Homework

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Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

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A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance? Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with. Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him

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Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad. How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake

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Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her

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What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.

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My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one

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Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.

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yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!

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