Why are people in Japan always skinny? Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.
yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack
What do you call a fat chinese man A double chinkey
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops. At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke? ” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.
Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do? my friend: Chunky dunks
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic
What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.
yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
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