Fat jokes

A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance? Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with. Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him

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Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.

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Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”

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What do you call a fat chinese man A double chinkey

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Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.

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what do fat demons hate, exorcise

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yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice

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yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps

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Why are people in Japan always skinny? Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.

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yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack

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You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus

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“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”

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Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

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Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

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yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe

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