Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued
yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack
Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice
You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’
Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”
Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her
What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?
What do you call a fat chinese man A double chinkey
Why are people in Japan always skinny? Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
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