Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”
Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.
Joke 1# ’ Knock Knock ’ Whos there? ’ Pastur ’ Pastur who? ’ Past ur bedtime ". Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break. Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance? Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with. Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?
Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops. At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one
yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
Life is like a box of chocolate, it doesn’t last long if you’re fat
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
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