Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Life is like a box of chocolate, it doesn’t last long if you’re fat
yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.
You are the reason double doors were invented
Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.
your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide
yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack
Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat, you get Fat. What? were you expecting a pi joke? Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.
You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus
Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.
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