Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…

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yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps

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yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!

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your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus

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Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

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Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework

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Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt

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You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’

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Im not fat!! Im a Nutritional Overachiever

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your mama so fat when pennywise said “we all float down here” he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.

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yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice

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Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”

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Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

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Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.

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ur mom fat lol

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