Fat jokes

Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.

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Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt

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Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.

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your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice

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Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

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Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”

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Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator

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Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus

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Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said “Let there be Light!” he told your mama to move out of the way!

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Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”

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what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book

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Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out

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Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…

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your mama so fat when pennywise said “we all float down here” he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.

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Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework

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