Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
You are the reason double doors were invented
Joke 1# ’ Knock Knock ’ Whos there? ’ Pastur ’ Pastur who? ’ Past ur bedtime ". Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break. Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***
yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack
yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops. At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’
yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide
yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
I know five fat people and you’re three of them
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