yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps
What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?
Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued
your mama so fat when pennywise said “we all float down here” he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.
Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework
You shouldn’t bully fat people They already have enough on their plate
A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke? ” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
Joke 1# ’ Knock Knock ’ Whos there? ’ Pastur ’ Pastur who? ’ Past ur bedtime ". Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break. Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "
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