Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued
Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her
Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”
You are the reason double doors were invented
Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”
You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic
You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’
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