Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement
yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice
You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
You shouldn’t bully fat people They already have enough on their plate
your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs
What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
oh my fat joke offended you which one of your chins did i hurt
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.
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