What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
Im not fat!! Im a Nutritional Overachiever
Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”
yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad. How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake
Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.
Why are people in Japan always skinny? Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”
yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide
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