yo mama so fat thanos had to clap
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
what do fat demons hate, exorcise
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
You shouldn’t bully fat people They already have enough on their plate
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator
yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!
Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami
Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***
rft
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat, you get Fat. What? were you expecting a pi joke? Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do? my friend: Chunky dunks
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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