Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said “Let there be Light!” he told your mama to move out of the way!
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat, you get Fat. What? were you expecting a pi joke? Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
your mama so fat when pennywise said “we all float down here” he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.
Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”
Why are people in Japan always skinny? Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad. How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake
Im not fat!! Im a Nutritional Overachiever
yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you Students: Eggs Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you Kids: Bacon Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you Kids: Homework
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