My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”
yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops. At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad. How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”
what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book
What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.
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