Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.
yo mama so fat thanos had to clap
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued
the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”
Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.
yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice
Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad. How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake
yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.
Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
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I know five fat people and you’re three of them
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