Fat jokes

When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.

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What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.

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Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

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Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”

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Why are people in Japan always skinny? Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.

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What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat, you get Fat. What? were you expecting a pi joke? Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.

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Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad. How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake

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What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun

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