Fat jokes

Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”

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Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!

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Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

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Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad. How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake

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What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic

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Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.

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You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’

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Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt

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I know five fat people and you’re three of them

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Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus

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What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun

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Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs

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Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you Students: Eggs Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you Kids: Bacon Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you Kids: Homework

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yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack

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Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said “Let there be Light!” he told your mama to move out of the way!

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