Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”
You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
Joke 1# ’ Knock Knock ’ Whos there? ’ Pastur ’ Pastur who? ’ Past ur bedtime ". Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break. Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "
ur mom fat lol
Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.
Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.
Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her
Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
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