what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book
your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
oh my fat joke offended you which one of your chins did i hurt
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death” And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”
Im not fat!! Im a Nutritional Overachiever
You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’
yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.
You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus
What do you call a fat chinese man A double chinkey
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.
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