Fat jokes

A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance? Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with. Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him

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what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book

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Life is like a box of chocolate, it doesn’t last long if you’re fat

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Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…

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what do fat demons hate, exorcise

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Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!

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I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning

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Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.

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Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.

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Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.

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“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”

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Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami

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Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt

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You shouldn’t bully fat people They already have enough on their plate

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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.

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