Fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.

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yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps

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Why are people in Japan always skinny? Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.

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Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”

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Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.

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ur mom fat lol

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Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

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Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework

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yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide

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yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!

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Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

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Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”

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My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire

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You shouldn’t bully fat people They already have enough on their plate

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oh my fat joke offended you which one of your chins did i hurt

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