your mama so fat when pennywise said “we all float down here” he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.
Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke? ” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.
yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.
a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said “Let there be Light!” he told your mama to move out of the way!
Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs
Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.
Why are people in Japan always skinny? Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you Students: Eggs Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you Kids: Bacon Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you Kids: Homework
A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance? Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with. Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
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