I know five fat people and you’re three of them
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
ur mom fat lol
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death” And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.
yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice
Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops. At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
rft
your mama so fat when pennywise said “we all float down here” he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
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