What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic
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By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I’d say it. Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami
A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke? ” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.
Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
Joke 1# ’ Knock Knock ’ Whos there? ’ Pastur ’ Pastur who? ’ Past ur bedtime ". Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break. Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”
Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.
I know five fat people and you’re three of them
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