I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.
Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do? my friend: Chunky dunks
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
your mama so fat when pennywise said “we all float down here” he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt
Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
You are the reason double doors were invented
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her
yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity
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