Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”
yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.
Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.
A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke? ” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.
Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.
yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide
Joke 1# ’ Knock Knock ’ Whos there? ’ Pastur ’ Pastur who? ’ Past ur bedtime ". Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break. Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "
yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack
what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book
Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”
You shouldn’t bully fat people They already have enough on their plate
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
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