What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”
Joke 1# ’ Knock Knock ’ Whos there? ’ Pastur ’ Pastur who? ’ Past ur bedtime ". Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break. Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.
Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.
What do you call a fat chinese man A double chinkey
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you Students: Eggs Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you Kids: Bacon Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you Kids: Homework
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice
What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
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