When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt
Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.
Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued
Why are people in Japan always skinny? Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
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What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat, you get Fat. What? were you expecting a pi joke? Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad. How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake
yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun
yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.
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