Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out
Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic
You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’
What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?
yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death” And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
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