a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops. At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity
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Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic
oh my fat joke offended you which one of your chins did i hurt
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death” And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
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