Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Why are people in Japan always skinny? Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps
Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”
A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke? ” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.
the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”
yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity
A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance? Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with. Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat, you get Fat. What? were you expecting a pi joke? Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
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