When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said “Let there be Light!” he told your mama to move out of the way!
your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice
Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***
A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke? ” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death” And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”
what do fat demons hate, exorcise
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