What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat, you get Fat. What? were you expecting a pi joke? Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun
I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.
Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework
Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
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