what do fat demons hate, exorcise
Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do? my friend: Chunky dunks
a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”
Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***
yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack
Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops. At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.
Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
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