Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.
Why are people in Japan always skinny? Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”
yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice
your mama so fat when pennywise said “we all float down here” he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”
I know five fat people and you’re three of them
You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus
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