Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her
yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps
Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you Students: Eggs Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you Kids: Bacon Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you Kids: Homework
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?
a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.
Joke 1# ’ Knock Knock ’ Whos there? ’ Pastur ’ Pastur who? ’ Past ur bedtime ". Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break. Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "
the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”
yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack
yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice
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