What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun
Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”
yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps
Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
You shouldn’t bully fat people They already have enough on their plate
By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I’d say it. Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.
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