What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun
yo mama so fat thanos had to clap
Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.
Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs
What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.
You shouldn’t bully fat people They already have enough on their plate
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.
yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
Why are people in Japan always skinny? Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you Students: Eggs Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you Kids: Bacon Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you Kids: Homework
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