A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke? ” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.
the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs
yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack
yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad. How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I’d say it. Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.
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