yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad. How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake
Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said “Let there be Light!” he told your mama to move out of the way!
Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”
I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke? ” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.
Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.
what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
your mama so fat when pennywise said “we all float down here” he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops. At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
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