Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
What do you call a fat chinese man A double chinkey
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***
yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke? ” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”
You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
your mama so fat when pennywise said “we all float down here” he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
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