Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
You shouldn’t bully fat people They already have enough on their plate
Life is like a box of chocolate, it doesn’t last long if you’re fat
Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one
yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!
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Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***
Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
yo mama so fat thanos had to clap
Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami
the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”
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