How do you start a fight in space? “Comet me bro.”
Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself
In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.
What’s the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight? When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren’t at a UFC event, you’re watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!
why shouldn’t you get in a fight with a dinosaur you’ll get jur ass kicked
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man
what do you call 6 gay men having a fight? Rainbow six siege
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight soon they will make up
What do you call it when 2 Mexican’s fight ? Juan on Juan do you know why the cake doesn’t ever fight anyone? he says “take a peace of that!” while entering a fight.
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