Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.
An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, “You’re adopted.” Then the sister replies, “At least they wanted me!” The brother yells back, “Well at first, when they didn’t know you’d turn out like this.”
What do gay people call fighting it cant be beef so… Carrots???
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. “The’re in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes.”
what do you call 6 gay men having a fight? Rainbow six siege
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
What do you call it when 2 Mexican’s fight ? Juan on Juan do you know why the cake doesn’t ever fight anyone? he says “take a peace of that!” while entering a fight.
So my dad said to me and my sister don’t fight but did he mean “fist fight” or “yelling fight?”
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!
why shouldn’t you get in a fight with a dinosaur you’ll get jur ass kicked
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight? JFK: Well, I’d give them a piece of my mind.
What did the blind man fight in the bar? The coat rack
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
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