Fight jokes

my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don’t stand up for her in fights I don’t care she use to push me around all the time

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Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry

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The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight soon they will make up

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Things you never want to do in jail never piss off an inmate don’t start fights with the cops don’t drop the soap don’t run away from the cops

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My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.

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What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.

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What to you call ot when a Mexican and a pedofile fight? Alien vs Preditor

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My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!

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Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you

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Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick

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The Numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!

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what war did africa not win? The water fight

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What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle.

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How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight

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I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah. Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…

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