Hey~ How ya doin’?~ Well I’m doin’ just fine~ I lied~ I’m DEAD inside~ Don’t~ Tell me ‘it’s gonna be alright’~ I’ve tried, but I can’t fight like this~ Hey how ya doin’, I’m tired but I’m trying to fight~
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. – The odds were against me.
I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah. Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!
how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other? Alien vs Predator
what war did africa not win? The water fight
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
What did the blind man fight in the bar? The coat rack
Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you
What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and… You know the rest.
i hate it when couples get into a little fight and the change their Facebook status to “single”. i have fights with my parents but I don’t change my Facebook status to “orphan”.
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?
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