What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on juan
“Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!” “What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!” “They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!”
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts
What do you call it when 2 Mexican’s fight ? Juan on Juan do you know why the cake doesn’t ever fight anyone? he says “take a peace of that!” while entering a fight.
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, “You’re adopted.” Then the sister replies, “At least they wanted me!” The brother yells back, “Well at first, when they didn’t know you’d turn out like this.”
My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!
What did the blind man fight in the bar? The coat rack
What do gay people call fighting it cant be beef so… Carrots???
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn’t met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn’t met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help). My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying. Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they’re conjoined twins.
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
how do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife
I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah. Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…
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