Fight jokes

What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on juan

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What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean? “oh my God, you’re such a beach”

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Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

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my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don’t stand up for her in fights I don’t care she use to push me around all the time

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So my dad said to me and my sister don’t fight but did he mean “fist fight” or “yelling fight?”

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Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you

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what do you call 6 gay men having a fight? Rainbow six siege

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i hate it when couples get into a little fight and the change their Facebook status to “single”. i have fights with my parents but I don’t change my Facebook status to “orphan”.

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why are we still fighting in darkness? mission failed soldier we will get em next time.

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I’m just gonna say it. And don’t get offended but I’m so sick of the media bieng on the female side. It never shows what life is like for a male. Yes women do have it hard in life because they have to give birth etc. But men have it pretty hard too if not harder. Males are criticised for showing emotions. Men have to go to war on the front lines. Boys have less

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Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight? JFK: Well, I’d give them a piece of my mind.

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What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.

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Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.

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When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd

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So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.

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