my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don’t stand up for her in fights I don’t care she use to push me around all the time
What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator
Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn’t met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn’t met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help). My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying. Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they’re conjoined twins.
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting? I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
What do you call it when 2 Mexican’s fight ? Juan on Juan do you know why the cake doesn’t ever fight anyone? he says “take a peace of that!” while entering a fight.
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running. Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.
What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and… You know the rest.
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights
So my dad said to me and my sister don’t fight but did he mean “fist fight” or “yelling fight?”
Hey~ How ya doin’?~ Well I’m doin’ just fine~ I lied~ I’m DEAD inside~ Don’t~ Tell me ‘it’s gonna be alright’~ I’ve tried, but I can’t fight like this~ Hey how ya doin’, I’m tired but I’m trying to fight~
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, “your adopted” the sister yells back, “At least they wanted me!”
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