Fight jokes

Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)

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Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick

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How do you start a fight in space? “Comet me bro.”

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Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.

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Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself

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If a baby cow finds a wolf pup they will best friends but when mummy wolf comes it’s a fight so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a Secret but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf Found out but no one got hurt in fact the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long there friendship will never Break -THE END- this was not a joke but a meaning if you are different that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams and don’t Forget htm title=' are don’t let people change who you are?'>them either so no matter who you are don’t let people change who you are????

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When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd

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Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.

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so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive

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The Numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!

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How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight

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Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????

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Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

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What’s the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight? When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren’t at a UFC event, you’re watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.

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If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?

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