Fight jokes

What do you call it when 2 Mexican’s fight ? Juan on Juan do you know why the cake doesn’t ever fight anyone? he says “take a peace of that!” while entering a fight.

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One weekend some distant family members that I hadn’t met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn’t met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help). My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying. Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they’re conjoined twins.

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts

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What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone

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Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. “The’re in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes.”

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what war did africa not win? The water fight

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Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.

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What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean? “oh my God, you’re such a beach”

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I want to fight! LET’S FIGHT!!!

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I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone. My dad and cancer go into a fight never saw my dad after that

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What to you call ot when a Mexican and a pedofile fight? Alien vs Preditor

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When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd

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Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.

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Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you

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