Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, “your adopted” the sister yells back, “At least they wanted me!”
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don’t stand up for her in fights I don’t care she use to push me around all the time
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. “The’re in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes.”
what is it called when 21savage and 6ix9ine fight: alien vs predator
What did the blind man fight in the bar? The coat rack
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
When I was young I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back. Except they didn’t get back up.
why are we still fighting in darkness? mission failed soldier we will get em next time.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight? JFK: Well, I’d give them a piece of my mind.
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