what is it called when 21savage and 6ix9ine fight: alien vs predator
i hate it when couples get into a little fight and the change their Facebook status to “single”. i have fights with my parents but I don’t change my Facebook status to “orphan”.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, “your adopted” the sister yells back, “At least they wanted me!”
What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, “Why are you beating him up?” I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, “Well, how did I do?”
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: oh right you don’t have one laughs Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right you don’t have a real life. INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS 2021-2022
In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
Things you never want to do in jail never piss off an inmate don’t start fights with the cops don’t drop the soap don’t run away from the cops
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