When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
Little Johnny walked into his parents room to see them going at it.He asked his mom what they were doing and she said uh were play fighting and he’s like with no clothes on and she said yeah and so he said let me join you then… Two friends were walking in a forest they started to fight. A cannibal came and shouted food fight!
An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents
why are we still fighting in darkness? mission failed soldier we will get em next time.
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. – The odds were against me.
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
why shouldn’t you get in a fight with a dinosaur you’ll get jur ass kicked
What the the vegetable say to the other before the fight? Time to beet your maker.
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn’t met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn’t met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help). My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying. Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they’re conjoined twins.
how do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife
Why were condoms invented, so gay guys can have sword fights.
What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and… You know the rest.
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