Fight jokes

Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

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I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah. Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…

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Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight? JFK: Well, I’d give them a piece of my mind.

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what war did africa not win? The water fight

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Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself

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When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.

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Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man

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What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and… You know the rest.

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When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.

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how do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife

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What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting? I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!

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I want to fight! LET’S FIGHT!!!

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What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle.

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