What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight? JFK: Well, I’d give them a piece of my mind.
I don’t understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single I fight with my parents but you don’t see me change my status to Orphan
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. – The odds were against me.
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?
Things you never want to do in jail never piss off an inmate don’t start fights with the cops don’t drop the soap don’t run away from the cops
“Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!” “What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!” “They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!”
what do you call 6 gay men having a fight? Rainbow six siege
I got in a cage fight the hampster dident cnow wat hit him
how do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, “You’re adopted.” Then the sister replies, “At least they wanted me!” The brother yells back, “Well at first, when they didn’t know you’d turn out like this.”
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