Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, “your adopted” the sister yells back, “At least they wanted me!”
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man
Why were condoms invented, so gay guys can have sword fights.
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
Things you never want to do in jail never piss off an inmate don’t start fights with the cops don’t drop the soap don’t run away from the cops
What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and… You know the rest.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean? “oh my God, you’re such a beach”
An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone
I don’t understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single I fight with my parents but you don’t see me change my status to Orphan
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