Fight jokes

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why are we still fighting in darkness? mission failed soldier we will get em next time.

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i hate it when couples get into a little fight and the change their Facebook status to “single”. i have fights with my parents but I don’t change my Facebook status to “orphan”.

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A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, “You’re adopted.” Then the sister replies, “At least they wanted me!” The brother yells back, “Well at first, when they didn’t know you’d turn out like this.”

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Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick

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Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

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why did the dog cause the fight because it was a bulldog

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My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.

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Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.

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