Fight jokes

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Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight? JFK: Well, I’d give them a piece of my mind.

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I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. – The odds were against me.

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When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.

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If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?

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Things you never want to do in jail never piss off an inmate don’t start fights with the cops don’t drop the soap don’t run away from the cops

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“Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!” “What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!” “They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!”

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I got in a cage fight the hampster dident cnow wat hit him

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how do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife

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A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, “You’re adopted.” Then the sister replies, “At least they wanted me!” The brother yells back, “Well at first, when they didn’t know you’d turn out like this.”

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