Fire jokes

What do you call Stephen HAawking on fire Hot wheels

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Are you the Lusitania cos i wanna fire a torpedo into you

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why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary

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Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor

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Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is. I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage. What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time. Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family. What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family. What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy. What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents. What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House. Next: Inappropriate Jokes What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot. What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People. What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan. Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s. Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk. What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get. Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.

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A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with “what do you mean I already did it” then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said “Aww it pays to be lazy!”

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I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels

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What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS

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Father : I don’t trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter’s belly,. Son : But Paah you can’t fire me. Father: You’re lucky you’re my brother too or I’d kill you.

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I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!

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whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun? The bear has common sense not to fire it

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my friend committed suicide yesterday…at least he went out with a bang

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Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying

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my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels

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I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

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