My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
I was told to burn calories so I threw your mom in the fire.
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? – He took a day off. Commander: "Fire a warning shot" Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher" Commander: "potato, potato, just fire" Soldier: fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school Commander: “They’re trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!”
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
whats stephan hawkings called on fire hotwheels:)
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire? Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
One man was very depressed cause he lost everything. He lost his job. He lost his home and he lost his wife. So he went lonely into the forest to grief. Suddenly with the head rise up he sees Santa Claus walking by. - Santa? he asks. ‘Why are you early, it is not even christmas?’ ho, ho. Don’t worry about me. Lets worry about you instead’ says Santa. What is the problem my friend?’ I lost everything good in my life. I got fired from my job. My wife divorced me. I lost my house." Santa: I can help you. You can wish three things you want in life and i’ll give it to you-" Man: My first wish is i want my house back. Santa: Done! Man: My second wish is i want 1 million amount of cash in my bank account. Santa: Done! Man: My third wish is i also want my job back! Santa: Done, but before i actually give you those wishes, I haft to hump you. Man: Okey. Lets do it. So the Santa claus takes of his pants to hump the man. After they are done humping the santa ask the man: -How old are you? Man: I am 35 years old. Santa: And still believe in Santa Claus??!! HOHOHOHO!!!
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN’S ON FIRE
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire Hot wheels
I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
I was about to change my password to fire-fist ace… but apparently it was too weak.
why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
There are some sounds that everyone loves… Shoes on gravel Crackling of fire The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you Cats purring
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