On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P
What do you call Stephen HAawking on fire Hot wheels
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.
What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the world trade center.
I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!
What do you call a retard in a house fire? Flame Retardant
I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun? The bear has common sense not to fire it
I was about to change my password to fire-fist ace… but apparently it was too weak.
What’s the difference between a Cop and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone it gets fired. I usually dont make 9/11 jokes. But they just are fire.
Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS
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