i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days
What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker
What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired
I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!
I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire? Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What’s the difference between a Cop and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone it gets fired. I usually dont make 9/11 jokes. But they just are fire.
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with “what do you mean I already did it” then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said “Aww it pays to be lazy!”
why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
What’s the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don’t set the skeleton on fire.
why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead. 4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at. Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s
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