why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor
wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now
What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire Hot wheels
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
School was fun but it was hard almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
What’s the difference between a Cop and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone it gets fired. I usually dont make 9/11 jokes. But they just are fire.
“Sanderson, fire a warning shot.” “Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher.” “Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger.”
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said “hot wheels”
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common? Their last big hit was “Fire on the Mountain”
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