Fire jokes

The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the world trade center.

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your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.

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Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.

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Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying

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wood fired pizza? hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O please drop a like

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I was about to change my password to fire-fist ace… but apparently it was too weak.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN’S ON FIRE

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i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days

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What do you call a retard in a house fire? Flame Retardant

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my friend committed suicide yesterday…at least he went out with a bang

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What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common? Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

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I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere

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I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.

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whats stephan hawkings called on fire hotwheels:)

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What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire Hot wheels

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