What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with “what do you mean I already did it” then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said “Aww it pays to be lazy!”
your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.
I was about to change my password to fire-fist ace… but apparently it was too weak.
Why did the little girl’s ice cream melt? She was on fire.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.
There are some sounds that everyone loves… Shoes on gravel Crackling of fire The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you Cats purring
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the world trade center.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere
What do you call Stephen HAawking on fire Hot wheels
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead. 4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at. Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
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