ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me I get upset Call my agent I want money I’m impatient
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere
Are you the Lusitania cos i wanna fire a torpedo into you
my friend committed suicide yesterday…at least he went out with a bang
What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire Hot wheels
Why Was The Blonde Fired From The M&M Factory? For Throwing Out the W’s A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, “You can’t stew me. I’m a friar.”
why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
wood fired pizza? hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O please drop a like
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common? Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
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