What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire Hot wheels
i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days
School was fun but it was hard almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Why Was The Blonde Fired From The M&M Factory? For Throwing Out the W’s A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, “You can’t stew me. I’m a friar.”
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common? Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
I was about to change my password to fire-fist ace… but apparently it was too weak.
What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired
wood fired pizza? hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O please drop a like
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.
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