Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
What do you call a retard in a house fire? Flame Retardant
Hey God what are you making? Just a wooden stick that lights on fire sounds like a match made in heaven
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels
my friend committed suicide yesterday…at least he went out with a bang
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common? Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of…
I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it’s me who has a drill around little children.
What do you call Stephen HAawking on fire Hot wheels
I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said “hot wheels”
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor
I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels
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