Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
School was fun but it was hard almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor…
You’re the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
Why did the man put himself on fire? To BURN Calories.
There are some sounds that everyone loves… Shoes on gravel Crackling of fire The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you Cats purring
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire? Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said “hot wheels”
I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
I was about to change my password to fire-fist ace… but apparently it was too weak.
Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.
What do you call Stephen HAawking on fire Hot wheels
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