School was fun but it was hard almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
My little cousin’s birthday was in a few days and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming “HOT WHEELS!”
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels
I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common? Their last big hit was “Fire on the Mountain”
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me I get upset Call my agent I want money I’m impatient
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
What do you call a retard in a house fire? Flame Retardant
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? – He took a day off. Commander: "Fire a warning shot" Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher" Commander: "potato, potato, just fire" Soldier: fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school Commander: “They’re trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!”
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common? Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker
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