What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire Hot wheels
What’s the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don’t set the skeleton on fire.
On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P
I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
my friend committed suicide yesterday…at least he went out with a bang
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times? He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
Are you the Lusitania cos i wanna fire a torpedo into you
Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN’S ON FIRE
yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days
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