My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
There are some sounds that everyone loves… Shoes on gravel Crackling of fire The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you Cats purring
Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying
What’s the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don’t set the skeleton on fire.
“Sanderson, fire a warning shot.” “Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher.” “Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger.”
I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
My little cousin’s birthday was in a few days and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming “HOT WHEELS!”
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he’s a really deep sleeper.
I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said “hot wheels”
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Father : I don’t trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter’s belly,. Son : But Paah you can’t fire me. Father: You’re lucky you’re my brother too or I’d kill you.
What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired
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