My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
wood fired pizza? hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O please drop a like
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times? He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels
Why Was The Blonde Fired From The M&M Factory? For Throwing Out the W’s A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, “You can’t stew me. I’m a friar.”
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me I get upset Call my agent I want money I’m impatient
I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired
i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common? Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
my friend committed suicide yesterday…at least he went out with a bang
I was about to change my password to fire-fist ace… but apparently it was too weak.
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor
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