Fire jokes

What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker

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My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire

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whats stephan hawkings called on fire hotwheels:)

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a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed “no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!”

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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.

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Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes

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I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it’s me who has a drill around little children.

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Once upon a time, there were three kingdoms, all bordering on the same lake. For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all. The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires. The night before the battle, the knights jousted

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On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P

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I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.

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Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!

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School was fun but it was hard almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.

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What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS

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yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s

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What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire Hot wheels

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