Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common? Their last big hit was “Fire on the Mountain”
What’s the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don’t set the skeleton on fire.
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times? He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
My little cousin’s birthday was in a few days and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming “HOT WHEELS!”
yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s
Why did the man put himself on fire? To BURN Calories.
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire? Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor
I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it’s me who has a drill around little children.
a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed “no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!”
School was fun but it was hard almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
What do you call Stephen HAawking on fire Hot wheels
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