On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P
why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he’s a really deep sleeper.
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
wood fired pizza? hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O please drop a like
I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!
Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
Father : I don’t trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter’s belly,. Son : But Paah you can’t fire me. Father: You’re lucky you’re my brother too or I’d kill you.
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels
My aunt worked as a human cannon ball I’m not sure if she was good at it until she got fired
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the world trade center.
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