Fire jokes

My little cousin’s birthday was in a few days and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming “HOT WHEELS!”

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Three unlucky jungle explorers were captured by a band of cannibals. Whilst being tied to three respective stakes, the chieftain announces that the hapless adventurers were about to die. “After you’re dead, you’ll be skinned. The skin will be used to increase our canoe armada, and the rest of you will be food for us and our families.” This announcement

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wood fired pizza? hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O please drop a like

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my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels

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What do you call an emo kid playing with fire? Forgot to clean little piece of dust.

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your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.

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The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the world trade center.

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My aunt worked as a human cannon ball I’m not sure if she was good at it until she got fired

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I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.

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yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s

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Why did the man put himself on fire? To BURN Calories.

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A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with “what do you mean I already did it” then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said “Aww it pays to be lazy!”

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What do you call Stephen HAawking on fire Hot wheels

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I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels

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whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun? The bear has common sense not to fire it

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