Fire jokes

On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P

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wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now

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I was told to burn calories so I threw your mom in the fire.

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I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels

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I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels

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What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary

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What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS

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Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor

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What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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You’re the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral

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What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire Hot wheels

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What do you call a retard in a house fire? Flame Retardant

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What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired

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What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.

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