Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
I was about to change my password to fire-fist ace… but apparently it was too weak.
I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!
I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire Hot wheels
What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker
Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of…
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
My aunt worked as a human cannon ball I’m not sure if she was good at it until she got fired
yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s
What’s the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don’t set the skeleton on fire.
I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
Why did the little girl’s ice cream melt? She was on fire.
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