My aunt worked as a human cannon ball I’m not sure if she was good at it until she got fired
I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
Are you the Lusitania cos i wanna fire a torpedo into you
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it’s me who has a drill around little children.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire? Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.
I was told to burn calories so I threw your mom in the fire.
What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire Hot wheels
What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker
your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.
What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS
Why did the man put himself on fire? To BURN Calories.
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he’s a really deep sleeper.
a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed “no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!”
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