What’s the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don’t set the skeleton on fire.
Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of…
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P
my friend committed suicide yesterday…at least he went out with a bang
I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said “hot wheels”
One man was very depressed cause he lost everything. He lost his job. He lost his home and he lost his wife. So he went lonely into the forest to grief. Suddenly with the head rise up he sees Santa Claus walking by. - Santa? he asks. ‘Why are you early, it is not even christmas?’ ho, ho. Don’t worry about me. Lets worry about you instead’ says Santa. What is the problem my friend?’ I lost everything good in my life. I got fired from my job. My wife divorced me. I lost my house." Santa: I can help you. You can wish three things you want in life and i’ll give it to you-" Man: My first wish is i want my house back. Santa: Done! Man: My second wish is i want 1 million amount of cash in my bank account. Santa: Done! Man: My third wish is i also want my job back! Santa: Done, but before i actually give you those wishes, I haft to hump you. Man: Okey. Lets do it. So the Santa claus takes of his pants to hump the man. After they are done humping the santa ask the man: -How old are you? Man: I am 35 years old. Santa: And still believe in Santa Claus??!! HOHOHOHO!!!
whats stephan hawkings called on fire hotwheels:)
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common? Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Hey God what are you making? Just a wooden stick that lights on fire sounds like a match made in heaven
Why did the little girl’s ice cream melt? She was on fire.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire? Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he’s a really deep sleeper.
why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor
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