Fire jokes

My aunt worked as a human cannon ball I’m not sure if she was good at it until she got fired

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You’re the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral

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why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor

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Are you the Lusitania cos i wanna fire a torpedo into you

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What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.

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a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed “no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!”

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On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P

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What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS

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Why did the little girl’s ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Why did the man put himself on fire? To BURN Calories.

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Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of…

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ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me I get upset Call my agent I want money I’m impatient

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whats stephan hawkings called on fire hotwheels:)

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i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days

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I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said “hot wheels”

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