When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire? Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common? Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.
I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said “hot wheels”
I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
my friend committed suicide yesterday…at least he went out with a bang
a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed “no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!”
Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying
What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN’S ON FIRE
On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P
why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
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