What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker
I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he’s a really deep sleeper.
my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with “what do you mean I already did it” then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said “Aww it pays to be lazy!”
your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.
whats stephan hawkings called on fire hotwheels:)
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days
my friend committed suicide yesterday…at least he went out with a bang
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common? Their last big hit was “Fire on the Mountain”
Why did the little girl’s ice cream melt? She was on fire.
You’re the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.
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