A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire Hot wheels
why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS
What do you call Stephen HAawking on fire Hot wheels
a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed “no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!”
“Sanderson, fire a warning shot.” “Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher.” “Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger.”
Why did the little girl’s ice cream melt? She was on fire.
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I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your
I was told to burn calories so I threw your mom in the fire.
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