Are you the Lusitania cos i wanna fire a torpedo into you
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your
I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said “hot wheels”
why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor
I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it’s me who has a drill around little children.
Why Was The Blonde Fired From The M&M Factory? For Throwing Out the W’s A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, “You can’t stew me. I’m a friar.”
You’re the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels
What’s the difference between a Cop and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone it gets fired. I usually dont make 9/11 jokes. But they just are fire.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire? Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN’S ON FIRE
What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS
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