Why did the man put himself on fire? To BURN Calories.
I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it’s me who has a drill around little children.
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS
a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed “no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!”
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P
my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels
There are some sounds that everyone loves… Shoes on gravel Crackling of fire The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you Cats purring
What’s the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don’t set the skeleton on fire.
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor…
Why did the little girl’s ice cream melt? She was on fire.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common? Their last big hit was “Fire on the Mountain”
School was fun but it was hard almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
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