Fire jokes

I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said “hot wheels”

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What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired

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Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom? A. They guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.

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What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS

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Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.

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What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common? Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Why did the little girl’s ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker

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wood fired pizza? hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O please drop a like

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my friend committed suicide yesterday…at least he went out with a bang

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I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.

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School was fun but it was hard almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.

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I was told to burn calories so I threw your mom in the fire.

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On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P

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You’re the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral

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