You’re the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
“Sanderson, fire a warning shot.” “Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher.” “Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger.”
What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire Hot wheels
I was about to change my password to fire-fist ace… but apparently it was too weak.
Are you the Lusitania cos i wanna fire a torpedo into you
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Why did the man put himself on fire? To BURN Calories.
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the world trade center.
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common? Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, “okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want.” Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, “I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire.” Allyn said “what?” As he looked over at Jim.
I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
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