Fire jokes

a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed “no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!”

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Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying

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What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS

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I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he’s a really deep sleeper.

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“Sanderson, fire a warning shot.” “Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher.” “Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger.”

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I was about to change my password to fire-fist ace… but apparently it was too weak.

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Hey God what are you making? Just a wooden stick that lights on fire sounds like a match made in heaven

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When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.

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Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.

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What’s the difference between a Cop and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone it gets fired. I usually dont make 9/11 jokes. But they just are fire.

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I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said “hot wheels”

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What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common? Their last big hit was “Fire on the Mountain”

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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your

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My aunt worked as a human cannon ball I’m not sure if she was good at it until she got fired

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Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of…

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