I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he’s a really deep sleeper.
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your
I was told to burn calories so I threw your mom in the fire.
Father : I don’t trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter’s belly,. Son : But Paah you can’t fire me. Father: You’re lucky you’re my brother too or I’d kill you.
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common? Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire? Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom? A. They guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.
I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels
School was fun but it was hard almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of…
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