Fire jokes

Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom? A. They guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.

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I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.

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your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.

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whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.

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What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS

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Why did the little girl’s ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common? Their last big hit was “Fire on the Mountain”

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When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.

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Father : I don’t trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter’s belly,. Son : But Paah you can’t fire me. Father: You’re lucky you’re my brother too or I’d kill you.

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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your

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I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!

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Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying

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The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the world trade center.

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why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor

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Are you the Lusitania cos i wanna fire a torpedo into you

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