Fire jokes

What’s the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don’t set the skeleton on fire.

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What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.

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my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels

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You’re the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral

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A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with “what do you mean I already did it” then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said “Aww it pays to be lazy!”

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I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said “hot wheels”

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why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor

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What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired

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Father : I don’t trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter’s belly,. Son : But Paah you can’t fire me. Father: You’re lucky you’re my brother too or I’d kill you.

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Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”

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My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS

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I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels

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wood fired pizza? hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O please drop a like