Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
You’re the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.
whats stephan hawkings called on fire hotwheels:)
Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
I was told to burn calories so I threw your mom in the fire.
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor…
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels
why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor
I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it’s me who has a drill around little children.
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