Fire jokes

Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.

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What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire Hot wheels

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What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.

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I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!

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Why Was The Blonde Fired From The M&M Factory? For Throwing Out the W’s A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, “You can’t stew me. I’m a friar.”

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Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor

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I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.

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Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.

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Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!

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My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.

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Three unlucky jungle explorers were captured by a band of cannibals. Whilst being tied to three respective stakes, the chieftain announces that the hapless adventurers were about to die. “After you’re dead, you’ll be skinned. The skin will be used to increase our canoe armada, and the rest of you will be food for us and our families.” This announcement

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why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor

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On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P

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There are some sounds that everyone loves… Shoes on gravel Crackling of fire The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you Cats purring

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