whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun? The bear has common sense not to fire it
School was fun but it was hard almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels
Why did the little girl’s ice cream melt? She was on fire.
a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed “no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!”
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it’s me who has a drill around little children.
Are you the Lusitania cos i wanna fire a torpedo into you
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with “what do you mean I already did it” then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said “Aww it pays to be lazy!”
Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere
why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
My aunt worked as a human cannon ball I’m not sure if she was good at it until she got fired
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