I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels
wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now
On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P
I was told to burn calories so I threw your mom in the fire.
Why Was The Blonde Fired From The M&M Factory? For Throwing Out the W’s A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, “You can’t stew me. I’m a friar.”
a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed “no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!”
i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days
My little cousin’s birthday was in a few days and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming “HOT WHEELS!”
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
“Sanderson, fire a warning shot.” “Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher.” “Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger.”
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he’s a really deep sleeper.
I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!
your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.
My aunt worked as a human cannon ball I’m not sure if she was good at it until she got fired
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