Fire jokes

my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels

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whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.

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wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now

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What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire Hot wheels

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Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.

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My little cousin’s birthday was in a few days and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming “HOT WHEELS!”

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Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of…

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i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days

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What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.

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What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common? Their last big hit was “Fire on the Mountain”

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I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he’s a really deep sleeper.

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Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.

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My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS

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What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS

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What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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