yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the world trade center.
wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
wood fired pizza? hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O please drop a like
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
Hey God what are you making? Just a wooden stick that lights on fire sounds like a match made in heaven
What’s the difference between a Cop and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone it gets fired. I usually dont make 9/11 jokes. But they just are fire.
Why Was The Blonde Fired From The M&M Factory? For Throwing Out the W’s A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, “You can’t stew me. I’m a friar.”
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire Hot wheels
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere
I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!
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