Fire jokes

I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels

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What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun? The bear has common sense not to fire it

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What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS

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Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor…

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ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me I get upset Call my agent I want money I’m impatient

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whats stephan hawkings called on fire hotwheels:)

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My little cousin’s birthday was in a few days and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming “HOT WHEELS!”

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why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor

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What’s the difference between a Cop and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone it gets fired. I usually dont make 9/11 jokes. But they just are fire.

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The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the world trade center.

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“Sanderson, fire a warning shot.” “Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher.” “Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger.”

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What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker

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Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.

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Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!

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