wood fired pizza? hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O please drop a like
why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor
Are you the Lusitania cos i wanna fire a torpedo into you
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed “no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!”
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me I get upset Call my agent I want money I’m impatient
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
What do you call Stephen HAawking on fire Hot wheels
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he’s a really deep sleeper.
why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
Hey God what are you making? Just a wooden stick that lights on fire sounds like a match made in heaven
What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor
Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.
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