I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.
my friend committed suicide yesterday…at least he went out with a bang
Are you the Lusitania cos i wanna fire a torpedo into you
My little cousin’s birthday was in a few days and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming “HOT WHEELS!”
wood fired pizza? hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O please drop a like
I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!
Why did the little girl’s ice cream melt? She was on fire.
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
I was about to change my password to fire-fist ace… but apparently it was too weak.
whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun? The bear has common sense not to fire it
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere
Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire Hot wheels
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, “okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want.” Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, “I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire.” Allyn said “what?” As he looked over at Jim.
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