Fire jokes

What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire Hot wheels

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My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire

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What’s the difference between a Cop and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone it gets fired. I usually dont make 9/11 jokes. But they just are fire.

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When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.

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What do you call Stephen HAawking on fire Hot wheels

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Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor

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There are some sounds that everyone loves… Shoes on gravel Crackling of fire The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you Cats purring

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What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker

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School was fun but it was hard almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.

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why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary

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whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.

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your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.

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Once upon a time, there were three kingdoms, all bordering on the same lake. For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all. The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires. The night before the battle, the knights jousted

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my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels

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“Sanderson, fire a warning shot.” “Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher.” “Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger.”

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