I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said “hot wheels”
I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Why Was The Blonde Fired From The M&M Factory? For Throwing Out the W’s A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, “You can’t stew me. I’m a friar.”
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don’t set the skeleton on fire.
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
whats stephan hawkings called on fire hotwheels:)
why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor
I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? – He took a day off. Commander: "Fire a warning shot" Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher" Commander: "potato, potato, just fire" Soldier: fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school Commander: “They’re trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!”
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.
RUS | ENG
