Why Was The Blonde Fired From The M&M Factory? For Throwing Out the W’s A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, “You can’t stew me. I’m a friar.”
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it’s me who has a drill around little children.
Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom? A. They guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.
I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!
What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common? Their last big hit was “Fire on the Mountain”
whats stephan hawkings called on fire hotwheels:)
yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
You’re the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days
I was about to change my password to fire-fist ace… but apparently it was too weak.
Why did the little girl’s ice cream melt? She was on fire.
I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
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