yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s
Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny, a pleasant air to visit as a family. Don’t you think they are not evil creatures and do you think they have them? “No, there are no gost or evil creatures.” You can say that, but don’t be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that’s not real. WRONG. Gina’s real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that’s why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on istagram, facebook and the worst jokes on the site. Gina Claw Scare loved fire. Which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time! They buried her on a loan in the forest. That caught fire. “HARSH MAN!” I know right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone’s screaming. And then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER
whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun? The bear has common sense not to fire it
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor
i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days
why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.
Hey God what are you making? Just a wooden stick that lights on fire sounds like a match made in heaven
Why did the man put himself on fire? To BURN Calories.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the world trade center.
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor
What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead. 4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at. Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
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