i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days
yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he’s a really deep sleeper.
School was fun but it was hard almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker
What’s the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don’t set the skeleton on fire.
my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common? Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Are you the Lusitania cos i wanna fire a torpedo into you
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
What do you call Stephen HAawking on fire Hot wheels
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
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