I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels
My little cousin’s birthday was in a few days and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming “HOT WHEELS!”
You’re the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
Father : I don’t trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter’s belly,. Son : But Paah you can’t fire me. Father: You’re lucky you’re my brother too or I’d kill you.
Why did the man put himself on fire? To BURN Calories.
why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
There are some sounds that everyone loves… Shoes on gravel Crackling of fire The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you Cats purring
What do you call Stephen HAawking on fire Hot wheels
I was told to burn calories so I threw your mom in the fire.
“Sanderson, fire a warning shot.” “Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher.” “Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger.”
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common? Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your
I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
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