Fire jokes

What’s the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don’t set the skeleton on fire.

Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying

On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P

your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.

Once upon a time, there were three kingdoms, all bordering on the same lake. For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all. The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires. The night before the battle, the knights jousted

What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common? Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

I was told to burn calories so I threw your mom in the fire.

What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.

my friend committed suicide yesterday…at least he went out with a bang

I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said “hot wheels”

What do you call a retard in a house fire? Flame Retardant

Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny, a pleasant air to visit as a family. Don’t you think they are not evil creatures and do you think they have them? “No, there are no gost or evil creatures.” You can say that, but don’t be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that’s not real. WRONG. Gina’s real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that’s why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on istagram, facebook and the worst jokes on the site. Gina Claw Scare loved fire. Which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time! They buried her on a loan in the forest. That caught fire. “HARSH MAN!” I know right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone’s screaming. And then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER

What do you call an emo kid playing with fire? Forgot to clean little piece of dust.

What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”