What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire Hot wheels
whats stephan hawkings called on fire hotwheels:)
Hey God what are you making? Just a wooden stick that lights on fire sounds like a match made in heaven
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired
why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he’s a really deep sleeper.
a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed “no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!”
I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN’S ON FIRE
Why Was The Blonde Fired From The M&M Factory? For Throwing Out the W’s A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, “You can’t stew me. I’m a friar.”
I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said “hot wheels”
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
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