What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common? Their last big hit was “Fire on the Mountain”
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your
I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days
My aunt worked as a human cannon ball I’m not sure if she was good at it until she got fired
“Sanderson, fire a warning shot.” “Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher.” “Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger.”
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun? The bear has common sense not to fire it
I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said “hot wheels”
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