I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels
On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P
What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire Hot wheels
Are you the Lusitania cos i wanna fire a torpedo into you
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
I was told to burn calories so I threw your mom in the fire.
Why Was The Blonde Fired From The M&M Factory? For Throwing Out the W’s A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, “You can’t stew me. I’m a friar.”
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes
Why did the little girl’s ice cream melt? She was on fire.
What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired
I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What do you call a retard in a house fire? Flame Retardant
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