Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor
Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom? A. They guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your
Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny, a pleasant air to visit as a family. Don’t you think they are not evil creatures and do you think they have them? “No, there are no gost or evil creatures.” You can say that, but don’t be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that’s not real. WRONG. Gina’s real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that’s why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on istagram, facebook and the worst jokes on the site. Gina Claw Scare loved fire. Which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time! They buried her on a loan in the forest. That caught fire. “HARSH MAN!” I know right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone’s screaming. And then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the world trade center.
yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s
your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.
What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired
I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said “hot wheels”
I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!
What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire Hot wheels
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he’s a really deep sleeper.
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