Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying
On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P
What’s the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don’t set the skeleton on fire.
yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with “what do you mean I already did it” then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said “Aww it pays to be lazy!”
your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.
I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
What’s the difference between a Cop and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone it gets fired. I usually dont make 9/11 jokes. But they just are fire.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor
why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor
Why Was The Blonde Fired From The M&M Factory? For Throwing Out the W’s A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, “You can’t stew me. I’m a friar.”
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire Hot wheels
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