whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun? The bear has common sense not to fire it
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it’s me who has a drill around little children.
What do you call Stephen HAawking on fire Hot wheels
Why Was The Blonde Fired From The M&M Factory? For Throwing Out the W’s A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, “You can’t stew me. I’m a friar.”
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
wood fired pizza? hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O please drop a like
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with “what do you mean I already did it” then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said “Aww it pays to be lazy!”
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common? Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P
What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker
There are some sounds that everyone loves… Shoes on gravel Crackling of fire The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you Cats purring
my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.
Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of…
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