Fire jokes

wood fired pizza? hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O please drop a like

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What do you call a retard in a house fire? Flame Retardant

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I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.

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your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.

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whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.

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My little cousin’s birthday was in a few days and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming “HOT WHEELS!”

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a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed “no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!”

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What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire Hot wheels

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You’re the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral

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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your

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What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS

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What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common? Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

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I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said “hot wheels”

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What do you call Stephen HAawking on fire Hot wheels

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wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now

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