Fire jokes

I was told to burn calories so I threw your mom in the fire.

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Why did the little girl’s ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying

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whats stephan hawkings called on fire hotwheels:)

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Why did the man put himself on fire? To BURN Calories.

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I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said “hot wheels”

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What do you call Stephen HAawking on fire Hot wheels

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What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker

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What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.

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I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.

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What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common? Their last big hit was “Fire on the Mountain”

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my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels

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My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS

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i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days

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I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he’s a really deep sleeper.

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