Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor
Father : I don’t trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter’s belly,. Son : But Paah you can’t fire me. Father: You’re lucky you’re my brother too or I’d kill you.
What’s the difference between a Cop and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone it gets fired. I usually dont make 9/11 jokes. But they just are fire.
What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS
Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
Are you the Lusitania cos i wanna fire a torpedo into you
My little cousin’s birthday was in a few days and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming “HOT WHEELS!”
why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes
My aunt worked as a human cannon ball I’m not sure if she was good at it until she got fired
Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.
whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun? The bear has common sense not to fire it
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