why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor
“Sanderson, fire a warning shot.” “Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher.” “Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger.”
What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
Hey God what are you making? Just a wooden stick that lights on fire sounds like a match made in heaven
What’s the difference between a Cop and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone it gets fired. I usually dont make 9/11 jokes. But they just are fire.
whats stephan hawkings called on fire hotwheels:)
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me I get upset Call my agent I want money I’m impatient
my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the world trade center.
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels
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