Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor…
My little cousin’s birthday was in a few days and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming “HOT WHEELS!”
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
What do you call a retard in a house fire? Flame Retardant
My aunt worked as a human cannon ball I’m not sure if she was good at it until she got fired
my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels
“Sanderson, fire a warning shot.” “Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher.” “Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger.”
wood fired pizza? hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O please drop a like
I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it’s me who has a drill around little children.
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN’S ON FIRE
my friend committed suicide yesterday…at least he went out with a bang
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