What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.
whats stephan hawkings called on fire hotwheels:)
What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker
why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere
“Sanderson, fire a warning shot.” “Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher.” “Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger.”
I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!
a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed “no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!”
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, “okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want.” Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, “I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire.” Allyn said “what?” As he looked over at Jim.
I was told to burn calories so I threw your mom in the fire.
What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
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