What do you call an emo kid playing with fire? Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, “okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want.” Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, “I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire.” Allyn said “what?” As he looked over at Jim.
whats stephan hawkings called on fire hotwheels:)
why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels
“Sanderson, fire a warning shot.” “Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher.” “Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger.”
Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom? A. They guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.
I was told to burn calories so I threw your mom in the fire.
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
Father : I don’t trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter’s belly,. Son : But Paah you can’t fire me. Father: You’re lucky you’re my brother too or I’d kill you.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me I get upset Call my agent I want money I’m impatient
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor
I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said “hot wheels”
What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.
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