Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor…
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me I get upset Call my agent I want money I’m impatient
What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire Hot wheels
yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common? Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
My aunt worked as a human cannon ball I’m not sure if she was good at it until she got fired
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels
I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it’s me who has a drill around little children.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
What do you call a retard in a house fire? Flame Retardant
I was told to burn calories so I threw your mom in the fire.
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