Fire jokes

What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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Once upon a time, there were three kingdoms, all bordering on the same lake. For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all. The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires. The night before the battle, the knights jousted

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The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the world trade center.

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What do you call Stephen HAawking on fire Hot wheels

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My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN’S ON FIRE

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I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.

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Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, “okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want.” Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, “I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire.” Allyn said “what?” As he looked over at Jim.

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why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor

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I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere

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What do you call an emo kid playing with fire? Forgot to clean little piece of dust.

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a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed “no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!”

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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your

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I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.

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Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes

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