Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom? A. They guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.
What do you call a retard in a house fire? Flame Retardant
why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels
You’re the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
What’s the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don’t set the skeleton on fire.
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
“Sanderson, fire a warning shot.” “Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher.” “Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger.”
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it’s me who has a drill around little children.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common? Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your
I was about to change my password to fire-fist ace… but apparently it was too weak.
my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels
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