What do you call an emo kid playing with fire? Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of…
why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now
Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P
Why Was The Blonde Fired From The M&M Factory? For Throwing Out the W’s A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, “You can’t stew me. I’m a friar.”
yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor…
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere
What’s the difference between a Cop and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone it gets fired. I usually dont make 9/11 jokes. But they just are fire.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he’s a really deep sleeper.
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