What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired
yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s
I was about to change my password to fire-fist ace… but apparently it was too weak.
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
my friend committed suicide yesterday…at least he went out with a bang
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the world trade center.
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common? Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
I was told to burn calories so I threw your mom in the fire.
Hey God what are you making? Just a wooden stick that lights on fire sounds like a match made in heaven
whats stephan hawkings called on fire hotwheels:)
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? – He took a day off. Commander: "Fire a warning shot" Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher" Commander: "potato, potato, just fire" Soldier: fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school Commander: “They’re trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!”
I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
What’s the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don’t set the skeleton on fire.
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