a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed “no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!”
why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor
I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!
What do you call Stephen HAawking on fire Hot wheels
School was fun but it was hard almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire Hot wheels
my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels
You’re the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.
Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels
What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS
There are some sounds that everyone loves… Shoes on gravel Crackling of fire The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you Cats purring
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