I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor
Hey God what are you making? Just a wooden stick that lights on fire sounds like a match made in heaven
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he’s a really deep sleeper.
yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? – He took a day off. Commander: "Fire a warning shot" Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher" Commander: "potato, potato, just fire" Soldier: fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school Commander: “They’re trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!”
Why did the man put himself on fire? To BURN Calories.
What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire Hot wheels
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
School was fun but it was hard almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!
Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of…
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