I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
wood fired pizza? hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O please drop a like
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, “okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want.” Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, “I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire.” Allyn said “what?” As he looked over at Jim.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire? Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor
I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels
i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days
I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun? The bear has common sense not to fire it
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