I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said “hot wheels”
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he’s a really deep sleeper.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom? A. They guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.
I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere
i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days
my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels
why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor
I was about to change my password to fire-fist ace… but apparently it was too weak.
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