What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS
why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor…
I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, “okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want.” Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, “I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire.” Allyn said “what?” As he looked over at Jim.
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
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