Are you the Lusitania cos i wanna fire a torpedo into you
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of…
My little cousin’s birthday was in a few days and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming “HOT WHEELS!”
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times? He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
my friend committed suicide yesterday…at least he went out with a bang
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P
my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed “no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!”
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