Fire jokes

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.

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I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said “hot wheels”

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Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.

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Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom? A. They guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.

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I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere

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Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.

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Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor

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Why did the little girl’s ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire Hot wheels

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I was told to burn calories so I threw your mom in the fire.

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When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.

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Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”

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What’s the difference between a Cop and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone it gets fired. I usually dont make 9/11 jokes. But they just are fire.

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What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker

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I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.

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