What’s the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don’t set the skeleton on fire.
I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your
I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it’s me who has a drill around little children.
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common? Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels
your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common? Their last big hit was “Fire on the Mountain”
yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s
Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying
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