What do you call an emo kid playing with fire? Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Hey God what are you making? Just a wooden stick that lights on fire sounds like a match made in heaven
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes
Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of…
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels
Why did the man put himself on fire? To BURN Calories.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the world trade center.
Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead. 4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at. Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
I was about to change my password to fire-fist ace… but apparently it was too weak.
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