Fire jokes

Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor…

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yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN’S ON FIRE

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ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me I get upset Call my agent I want money I’m impatient

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I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.

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Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor

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your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.

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a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed “no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!”

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I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere

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When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.

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Father : I don’t trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter’s belly,. Son : But Paah you can’t fire me. Father: You’re lucky you’re my brother too or I’d kill you.

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My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire

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What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common? Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

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why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor

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What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS

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