What’s the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don’t set the skeleton on fire.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your
Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Are you the Lusitania cos i wanna fire a torpedo into you
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What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common? Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
There are some sounds that everyone loves… Shoes on gravel Crackling of fire The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you Cats purring
I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it’s me who has a drill around little children.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom? A. They guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.
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Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
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