When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.
Are you the Lusitania cos i wanna fire a torpedo into you
your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN’S ON FIRE
my friend committed suicide yesterday…at least he went out with a bang
I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels
Why Was The Blonde Fired From The M&M Factory? For Throwing Out the W’s A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, “You can’t stew me. I’m a friar.”
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire? Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
There are some sounds that everyone loves… Shoes on gravel Crackling of fire The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you Cats purring
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere
You’re the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
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