What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common? Their last big hit was “Fire on the Mountain”
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he’s a really deep sleeper.
wood fired pizza? hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O please drop a like
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, “okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want.” Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, “I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire.” Allyn said “what?” As he looked over at Jim.
What do you call a retard in a house fire? Flame Retardant
Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
I was about to change my password to fire-fist ace… but apparently it was too weak.
I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it’s me who has a drill around little children.
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN’S ON FIRE
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your
What do you call Stephen HAawking on fire Hot wheels
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