Fire jokes

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ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me I get upset Call my agent I want money I’m impatient

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Hey God what are you making? Just a wooden stick that lights on fire sounds like a match made in heaven

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What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common? Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

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What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.

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