Fire jokes

What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.

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I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere

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Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of…

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wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now

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your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.

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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.

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whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun? The bear has common sense not to fire it

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What do you call a retard in a house fire? Flame Retardant

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Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.

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Why did the man put himself on fire? To BURN Calories.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.

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I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he’s a really deep sleeper.

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What’s the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don’t set the skeleton on fire.

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Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times? He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.

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Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying

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