Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
What do you call Stephen HAawking on fire Hot wheels
I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
My aunt worked as a human cannon ball I’m not sure if she was good at it until she got fired
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor
There are some sounds that everyone loves… Shoes on gravel Crackling of fire The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you Cats purring
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me I get upset Call my agent I want money I’m impatient
What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS
Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying
What do you call a retard in a house fire? Flame Retardant
“Sanderson, fire a warning shot.” “Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher.” “Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger.”
I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
Are you the Lusitania cos i wanna fire a torpedo into you
Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom? A. They guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.
Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of…
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