Fire jokes

whats stephan hawkings called on fire hotwheels:)

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My aunt worked as a human cannon ball I’m not sure if she was good at it until she got fired

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What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.

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I was told to burn calories so I threw your mom in the fire.

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What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.

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wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now

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Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, “okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want.” Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, “I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire.” Allyn said “what?” As he looked over at Jim.

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yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s

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When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.

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You’re the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral

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Are you the Lusitania cos i wanna fire a torpedo into you

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Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.

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why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor

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I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.

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