Father : I don’t trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter’s belly,. Son : But Paah you can’t fire me. Father: You’re lucky you’re my brother too or I’d kill you.
your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.
I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom? A. They guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the world trade center.
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
What’s the difference between a Cop and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone it gets fired. I usually dont make 9/11 jokes. But they just are fire.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of…
Three unlucky jungle explorers were captured by a band of cannibals. Whilst being tied to three respective stakes, the chieftain announces that the hapless adventurers were about to die. “After you’re dead, you’ll be skinned. The skin will be used to increase our canoe armada, and the rest of you will be food for us and our families.” This announcement
I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor
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