Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying
Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
What’s the difference between a Cop and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone it gets fired. I usually dont make 9/11 jokes. But they just are fire.
Why Was The Blonde Fired From The M&M Factory? For Throwing Out the W’s A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, “You can’t stew me. I’m a friar.”
Why did the man put himself on fire? To BURN Calories.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Father : I don’t trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter’s belly,. Son : But Paah you can’t fire me. Father: You’re lucky you’re my brother too or I’d kill you.
I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? – He took a day off. Commander: "Fire a warning shot" Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher" Commander: "potato, potato, just fire" Soldier: fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school Commander: “They’re trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!”
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.
What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker
My little cousin’s birthday was in a few days and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming “HOT WHEELS!”
“Sanderson, fire a warning shot.” “Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher.” “Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger.”
your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.
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