What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired
I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
Hey God what are you making? Just a wooden stick that lights on fire sounds like a match made in heaven
Why did the man put himself on fire? To BURN Calories.
why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor
yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s
Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny, a pleasant air to visit as a family. Don’t you think they are not evil creatures and do you think they have them? “No, there are no gost or evil creatures.” You can say that, but don’t be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that’s not real. WRONG. Gina’s real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that’s why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on istagram, facebook and the worst jokes on the site. Gina Claw Scare loved fire. Which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time! They buried her on a loan in the forest. That caught fire. “HARSH MAN!” I know right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone’s screaming. And then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days
I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.
wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, “okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want.” Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, “I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire.” Allyn said “what?” As he looked over at Jim.
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