i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? – He took a day off. Commander: "Fire a warning shot" Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher" Commander: "potato, potato, just fire" Soldier: fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school Commander: “They’re trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!”
my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels
I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, “okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want.” Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, “I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire.” Allyn said “what?” As he looked over at Jim.
What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common? Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
I was told to burn calories so I threw your mom in the fire.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.
What’s the difference between a Cop and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone it gets fired. I usually dont make 9/11 jokes. But they just are fire.
Why did the man put himself on fire? To BURN Calories.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
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