Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN’S ON FIRE
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor…
yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s
your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.
why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun? The bear has common sense not to fire it
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he’s a really deep sleeper.
What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS
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