Fire jokes

School was fun but it was hard almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.

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I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.

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Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of…

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Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.

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What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.

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Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? – He took a day off. Commander: "Fire a warning shot" Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher" Commander: "potato, potato, just fire" Soldier: fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school Commander: “They’re trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!”

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My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS

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I was told to burn calories so I threw your mom in the fire.

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What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS

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Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor…

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Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”

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why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary

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What’s the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don’t set the skeleton on fire.

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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.

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