wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now
On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it’s me who has a drill around little children.
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.
I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels
I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
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