Fire jokes

What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker

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wood fired pizza? hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O please drop a like

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What do you call Stephen HAawking on fire Hot wheels

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What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common? Their last big hit was “Fire on the Mountain”

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What’s the difference between a Cop and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone it gets fired. I usually dont make 9/11 jokes. But they just are fire.

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You’re the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral

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What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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My aunt worked as a human cannon ball I’m not sure if she was good at it until she got fired

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I was about to change my password to fire-fist ace… but apparently it was too weak.

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What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire

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Three unlucky jungle explorers were captured by a band of cannibals. Whilst being tied to three respective stakes, the chieftain announces that the hapless adventurers were about to die. “After you’re dead, you’ll be skinned. The skin will be used to increase our canoe armada, and the rest of you will be food for us and our families.” This announcement

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Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.

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What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.

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yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s

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