When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
I was about to change my password to fire-fist ace… but apparently it was too weak.
your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, “okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want.” Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, “I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire.” Allyn said “what?” As he looked over at Jim.
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Why did the man put himself on fire? To BURN Calories.
What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire Hot wheels
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes
i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days
What’s the difference between a Cop and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone it gets fired. I usually dont make 9/11 jokes. But they just are fire.
whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun? The bear has common sense not to fire it
Hey God what are you making? Just a wooden stick that lights on fire sounds like a match made in heaven
You’re the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
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