What do you call an emo kid playing with fire? Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Three unlucky jungle explorers were captured by a band of cannibals. Whilst being tied to three respective stakes, the chieftain announces that the hapless adventurers were about to die. “After you’re dead, you’ll be skinned. The skin will be used to increase our canoe armada, and the rest of you will be food for us and our families.” This announcement
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of…
I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common? Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
my friend committed suicide yesterday…at least he went out with a bang
whats stephan hawkings called on fire hotwheels:)
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels
Once upon a time, there were three kingdoms, all bordering on the same lake. For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all. The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires. The night before the battle, the knights jousted
What do you call a retard in a house fire? Flame Retardant
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead. 4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at. Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
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