What do you call Stephen HAawking on fire Hot wheels
I was told to burn calories so I threw your mom in the fire.
I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!
There are some sounds that everyone loves… Shoes on gravel Crackling of fire The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you Cats purring
Hey God what are you making? Just a wooden stick that lights on fire sounds like a match made in heaven
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor…
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times? He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it’s me who has a drill around little children.
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere
Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of…
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common? Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
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