I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your
What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor…
a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed “no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!”
why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!
What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired
Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common? Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the world trade center.
I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels
whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun? The bear has common sense not to fire it
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is. I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage. What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time. Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family. What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family. What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy. What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents. What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House. Next: Inappropriate Jokes What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot. What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People. What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan. Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s. Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk. What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get. Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
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