Why did the man put himself on fire? To BURN Calories.
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
Why Was The Blonde Fired From The M&M Factory? For Throwing Out the W’s A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, “You can’t stew me. I’m a friar.”
yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common? Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny, a pleasant air to visit as a family. Don’t you think they are not evil creatures and do you think they have them? “No, there are no gost or evil creatures.” You can say that, but don’t be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that’s not real. WRONG. Gina’s real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that’s why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on istagram, facebook and the worst jokes on the site. Gina Claw Scare loved fire. Which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time! They buried her on a loan in the forest. That caught fire. “HARSH MAN!” I know right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone’s screaming. And then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER
What’s the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don’t set the skeleton on fire.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire? Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he’s a really deep sleeper.
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN’S ON FIRE
Hey God what are you making? Just a wooden stick that lights on fire sounds like a match made in heaven
wood fired pizza? hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O please drop a like
Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom? A. They guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.
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