my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels
What do you call a retard in a house fire? Flame Retardant
I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said “hot wheels”
What’s the difference between a Cop and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone it gets fired. I usually dont make 9/11 jokes. But they just are fire.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.
My aunt worked as a human cannon ball I’m not sure if she was good at it until she got fired
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times? He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it’s me who has a drill around little children.
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me I get upset Call my agent I want money I’m impatient
“Sanderson, fire a warning shot.” “Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher.” “Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger.”
On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor…
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