What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said “hot wheels”
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN’S ON FIRE
Why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny, a pleasant air to visit as a family. Don’t you think they are not evil creatures and do you think they have them? “No, there are no gost or evil creatures.” You can say that, but don’t be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that’s not real. WRONG. Gina’s real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that’s why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on istagram, facebook and the worst jokes on the site.
Gina Claw Scare loved fire. Which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time! They buried her on a loan in the forest. That caught fire. “HARSH MAN!” I know right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone’s screaming. And then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he’s a really deep sleeper.
Yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s
Father: I don’t trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter’s belly,. Son: But Paah you can’t fire me. Father: You’re lucky you’re my brother too or I’d kill you.
Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?
He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels
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