Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.
What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire Hot wheels
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? – He took a day off. Commander: "Fire a warning shot" Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher" Commander: "potato, potato, just fire" Soldier: fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school Commander: “They’re trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!”
why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor
What do you call Stephen HAawking on fire Hot wheels
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common? Their last big hit was “Fire on the Mountain”
my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels
i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days
There are some sounds that everyone loves… Shoes on gravel Crackling of fire The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you Cats purring
On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P
What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS
Are you the Lusitania cos i wanna fire a torpedo into you
wood fired pizza? hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O please drop a like
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire? Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times? He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
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