Fire jokes

What’s the difference between a Cop and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone it gets fired. I usually dont make 9/11 jokes. But they just are fire.

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I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

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whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun? The bear has common sense not to fire it

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I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.

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Father : I don’t trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter’s belly,. Son : But Paah you can’t fire me. Father: You’re lucky you’re my brother too or I’d kill you.

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Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes

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What do you call an emo kid playing with fire? Forgot to clean little piece of dust.

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You’re the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral

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my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels

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My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS

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why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary

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There are some sounds that everyone loves… Shoes on gravel Crackling of fire The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you Cats purring

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN’S ON FIRE

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yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s

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Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor…

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