whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun? The bear has common sense not to fire it
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he’s a really deep sleeper.
I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said “hot wheels”
why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire Hot wheels
I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the world trade center.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your
On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of…
I was about to change my password to fire-fist ace… but apparently it was too weak.
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