My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker
I was told to burn calories so I threw your mom in the fire.
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels
I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it’s me who has a drill around little children.
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead. 4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at. Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor…
Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying
my friend committed suicide yesterday…at least he went out with a bang
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common? Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
wood fired pizza? hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O please drop a like
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire Hot wheels
There are some sounds that everyone loves… Shoes on gravel Crackling of fire The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you Cats purring
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