whats stephan hawkings called on fire hotwheels:)
yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s
Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your
I was about to change my password to fire-fist ace… but apparently it was too weak.
whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun? The bear has common sense not to fire it
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
my friend committed suicide yesterday…at least he went out with a bang
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed “no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!”
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