What do you call Stephen HAawking on fire Hot wheels
Why did the man put himself on fire? To BURN Calories.
your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me I get upset Call my agent I want money I’m impatient
Hey God what are you making? Just a wooden stick that lights on fire sounds like a match made in heaven
Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom? A. They guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.
What’s the difference between a Cop and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone it gets fired. I usually dont make 9/11 jokes. But they just are fire.
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s
my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels
Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your
my friend committed suicide yesterday…at least he went out with a bang
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