“Sanderson, fire a warning shot.” “Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher.” “Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger.”
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with “what do you mean I already did it” then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said “Aww it pays to be lazy!”
Hey God what are you making? Just a wooden stick that lights on fire sounds like a match made in heaven
Three unlucky jungle explorers were captured by a band of cannibals. Whilst being tied to three respective stakes, the chieftain announces that the hapless adventurers were about to die. “After you’re dead, you’ll be skinned. The skin will be used to increase our canoe armada, and the rest of you will be food for us and our families.” This announcement
Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the world trade center.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire? Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor
wood fired pizza? hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O please drop a like
Are you the Lusitania cos i wanna fire a torpedo into you
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common? Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.
What’s the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don’t set the skeleton on fire.
What do you call Stephen HAawking on fire Hot wheels
My aunt worked as a human cannon ball I’m not sure if she was good at it until she got fired
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