Hey God what are you making? Just a wooden stick that lights on fire sounds like a match made in heaven
On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P
What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times? He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.
my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
whats stephan hawkings called on fire hotwheels:)
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, “okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want.” Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, “I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire.” Allyn said “what?” As he looked over at Jim.
What do you call Stephen HAawking on fire Hot wheels
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common? Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
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