What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired
Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying
Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of…
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor…
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common? Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!
whats stephan hawkings called on fire hotwheels:)
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the world trade center.
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
There are some sounds that everyone loves… Shoes on gravel Crackling of fire The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you Cats purring
I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said “hot wheels”
Why Was The Blonde Fired From The M&M Factory? For Throwing Out the W’s A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, “You can’t stew me. I’m a friar.”
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead. 4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at. Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What do you call Stephen HAawking on fire Hot wheels
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