Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common? Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the world trade center.
What’s the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don’t set the skeleton on fire.
I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
You’re the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? – He took a day off. Commander: "Fire a warning shot" Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher" Commander: "potato, potato, just fire" Soldier: fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school Commander: “They’re trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!”
my friend committed suicide yesterday…at least he went out with a bang
yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s
your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.
I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!
wood fired pizza? hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O please drop a like
On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels
What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire Hot wheels
RUS | ENG
