When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
whats stephan hawkings called on fire hotwheels:)
whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun? The bear has common sense not to fire it
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with “what do you mean I already did it” then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said “Aww it pays to be lazy!”
What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
My aunt worked as a human cannon ball I’m not sure if she was good at it until she got fired
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
Father : I don’t trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter’s belly,. Son : But Paah you can’t fire me. Father: You’re lucky you’re my brother too or I’d kill you.
Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of…
I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
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