“Sanderson, fire a warning shot.” “Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher.” “Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger.”
Father : I don’t trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter’s belly,. Son : But Paah you can’t fire me. Father: You’re lucky you’re my brother too or I’d kill you.
What do you call Steven Hawkins on fire Hot wheels
Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P
Why did the man put himself on fire? To BURN Calories.
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes
Why Was The Blonde Fired From The M&M Factory? For Throwing Out the W’s A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, “You can’t stew me. I’m a friar.”
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels
I was about to change my password to fire-fist ace… but apparently it was too weak.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it’s me who has a drill around little children.
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
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