Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.
why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny, a pleasant air to visit as a family. Don’t you think they are not evil creatures and do you think they have them? “No, there are no gost or evil creatures.” You can say that, but don’t be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that’s not real. WRONG. Gina’s real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that’s why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on istagram, facebook and the worst jokes on the site. Gina Claw Scare loved fire. Which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time! They buried her on a loan in the forest. That caught fire. “HARSH MAN!” I know right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone’s screaming. And then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
Why did the man put himself on fire? To BURN Calories.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels
Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying
On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P
What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired
I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said “hot wheels”
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire? Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
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