Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying
I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said “hot wheels”
My little cousin’s birthday was in a few days and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming “HOT WHEELS!”
my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels
I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
What do you call Stephen HAawking on fire Hot wheels
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
Why Was The Blonde Fired From The M&M Factory? For Throwing Out the W’s A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, “You can’t stew me. I’m a friar.”
What’s the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don’t set the skeleton on fire.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is. I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage. What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time. Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family. What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family. What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy. What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents. What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House. Next: Inappropriate Jokes What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot. What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People. What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan. Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s. Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk. What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get. Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
On the inside of a fire hydrant you’ll find H2O. What’s on the outside? K9P
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes
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