What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired
You’re the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
What’s the difference between a Cop and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone it gets fired. I usually dont make 9/11 jokes. But they just are fire.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
my friend committed suicide yesterday…at least he went out with a bang
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN’S ON FIRE
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
There are some sounds that everyone loves… Shoes on gravel Crackling of fire The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you Cats purring
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he’s a really deep sleeper.
I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!
whats stephan hawkings called on fire hotwheels:)
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? – He took a day off. Commander: "Fire a warning shot" Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher" Commander: "potato, potato, just fire" Soldier: fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school Commander: “They’re trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!”
i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days
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