What’s the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games. I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard
when you loose a game of Kahoot so you kashoot up the school
why can’t orphans play online games. Because they don’t have parents to sign them up
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game. They had great seats right behind their teams bench. After the game the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it!” she replied, “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?” She said, “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!”
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
What is a tornado favorite game? Twister!
What game consul do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
What’s New York’s favourite game? 2001 flight simulator
What game does an emo hate the most? Cut the Rope
when her head game is so strong she sucks the chromosome right out of you
What’s an Orphan’s favorite game? Who’s your daddy (Go look up the game)
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you’re dad came.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled? A: There was a face off in the corner
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :) -> in reality, :( (sob) depression is no game and here in this world we are here for each other although at times it might not seem like it. keep strong and you’ll find the end of the tunnel but ending the pain and bieng gone just spreads depression.
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