Game jokes

Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled? A: There was a face off in the corner

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

ever heard of the game t.t.2:9/11? That game was bomb.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2


Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game? A: They stand near the fans!????????

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *
-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you’re dad came.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *
-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *
-2 -1 0 +1 +2


-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *
-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

What’s the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games. I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

Q: why can’t orphans be on a football team? A: because they won’t know where to go on a home game.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *
-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

why can’t orphans play online games. Because they don’t have parents to sign them up

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *


© àíåêäîòîâ.net, 1997 - 2026