A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie. It’ll be fun.” “Ok,” the mom and son reply happily. “Let me start,” says the son. “Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom. “I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son. “Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom. “Your right!” He replies. “I’ll go next,” says the dad. I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.” “Hmm… Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom. ” Says the son. “The lie isn’t that your adopted.” Says the dad.
what game do emo kids love the most… hangman What is Donald Trump’s favorite game? Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
what game dose an emo hate the most??? LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why can’t an orphan play online games They don’t have there parents input
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It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled? A: There was a face off in the corner
What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period.
What is Hitler’s favorite game? Nahtzee
Why do women like PacMan so much? How else can you get eaten 3 tomes for a quarter?
Why did the police ?? go to a baseball ?? game? Because a player stole the base.
why cant orphans play video games because they don’t have their parents email
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game? It was Eight-Nothing
Q: why can’t orphans be on a football team? A: because they won’t know where to go on a home game.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game? A: They stand near the fans!????????
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