What is the most popular game at the orphanage? Need For Speed MOST Wanted.
What is a fish’s ?? favorite game? Salmon Says!
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
Let’s take a look at the Swedish bench for today’s game. 12.99 from Ikea.
Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it. Guy 2: Is it a hard life? Guy: Yup Guy 2: Then you can’t kill yourself LOL Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the “game” %%He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period.
what game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen? tic tac toe.
what game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love? hangman
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :) -> in reality, :( (sob) depression is no game and here in this world we are here for each other although at times it might not seem like it. keep strong and you’ll find the end of the tunnel but ending the pain and bieng gone just spreads depression.
I was working in a IPhone store in Norwich, when an man came! He said “Give me hat-trick or i will destroy your store!” I said “No” and he started to smash phones! I imidiatelly screamed “Important game” and he disappeared! Shame on you penaldo for ruining my store! ????
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
Q: why can’t orphans be on a football team? A: because they won’t know where to go on a home game.
why cant orphans play video games because they don’t have their parents email
Did you hear the score in the Eqypt vs Ethiopia football game? Eqypt 8, Ethiopia didn’t What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat
A game that all orphans hate, Who’s your Daddy.
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