A new game the whole family can play… Incest
I was working in a IPhone store in Norwich, when an man came! He said “Give me hat-trick or i will destroy your store!” I said “No” and he started to smash phones! I imidiatelly screamed “Important game” and he disappeared! Shame on you penaldo for ruining my store! ????
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game. They had great seats right behind their teams bench. After the game the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it!” she replied, “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?” She said, “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!”
Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs
Did you hear the score in the Eqypt vs Ethiopia football game? Eqypt 8, Ethiopia didn’t What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat
What is the most popular game at the orphanage? Need For Speed MOST Wanted.
What’s a depressed kids favourite game….hangman.
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
What’s a suicidal person’s favorite game? Hangman
What’s a orphan favourite game? GTA because there actually wanted? Lol
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
what game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen? tic tac toe.
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
Let’s take a look at the Swedish bench for today’s game. 12.99 from Ikea.
What is a fish’s ?? favorite game? Salmon Says!
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