Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs
What’s a suicidal person’s favorite game? Hangman
What’s a Mexican’s favorite video game? Borderlands.
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled? A: There was a face off in the corner
A elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game The man asks "Is it your first time? " The woman replies “It’s been a while since a man has asked me that.”
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
What’s an Orphan’s favorite game? Who’s your daddy (Go look up the game)
i wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game… oh wait he cant
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period.
what game dose an emo hate the most??? LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life
What’s an emo’s favorite game? Limbo. (If you don’t understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
ever heard of the game t.t.2:9/11? That game was bomb.
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