%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
Why can’t an orphan play online games They don’t have there parents input
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you’re dad came.
What is Michael Jackson’s favroite game? Jacks. Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
What’s a suicidal person’s favorite game? Hangman
What’s a orphan favourite game? GTA because there actually wanted? Lol
It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.
If you play FNF I play a game because he has two balls boi
Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it. Guy 2: Is it a hard life? Guy: Yup Guy 2: Then you can’t kill yourself LOL Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the “game” %%He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your
why can’t orphans play online games. Because they don’t have parents to sign them up
when her head game is so strong she sucks the chromosome right out of you
what game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love? hangman
Let’s take a look at the Swedish bench for today’s game. 12.99 from Ikea.
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