What is Michael Jackson’s favroite game? Jacks. Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
What’s an Orphan’s favorite game? Who’s your daddy (Go look up the game)
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
Q: why can’t orphans be on a football team? A: because they won’t know where to go on a home game.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
what game does an emo love hang man
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
did you hear about the baseball game between america and ethiopia? America - 8 Ethiopia - didn’t what’s an orphans least favorite game. Baseball because they can’t find home plate.
What’s a suicidal person’s favorite game? Hangman
why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is. ??
What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your
What is a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!
What’s New York’s favourite game? 2001 flight simulator
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