Why do women like PacMan so much? How else can you get eaten 3 tomes for a quarter?
What’s a orphan favourite game? GTA because there actually wanted? Lol
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game? They kept yelling go home.
What’s an Orphan’s favorite game? Who’s your daddy (Go look up the game)
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
what game does an emo love hang man
What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you’re dad came.
What is a emos least favourite game Cut the rope
What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
Q:Why did the Koala Fall off the tree A:because it was dead Q:Why did the second Koala fall off the tree A:Because it was hit by the first Koala Q:Why did the third Koala fall off the tree A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in
Let’s take a look at the Swedish bench for today’s game. 12.99 from Ikea.
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled? A: There was a face off in the corner
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