Game jokes

I was working in a IPhone store in Norwich, when an man came! He said “Give me hat-trick or i will destroy your store!” I said “No” and he started to smash phones! I imidiatelly screamed “Important game” and he disappeared! Shame on you penaldo for ruining my store! ????

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Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game? It was Eight-Nothing

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What is a fish’s ?? favorite game? Salmon Says!

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What is an emos favourite game? Hangman

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Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!

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My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.

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ever heard of the game t.t.2:9/11? That game was bomb.

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What is a emos least favourite game Cut the rope

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why cant orphans play video games because they don’t have their parents email

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Why did the police ?? go to a baseball ?? game? Because a player stole the base.

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Celebrate-By- watersharky Productions and Pitbull- Mr. Worldwide Let’s celebrate I just wanna celebrate I just wanna celebrate Tonight we’re making history I just wanna celebrate We’ve been around the world, same song Work hard, play hard, all day long All the continents get jealous over me You can see me 3D overseas If you

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what is Africa’s most famous sport? the hunger games.

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What is thanos’s favorite video game? Pokemon snap

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Q: why can’t orphans be on a football team? A: because they won’t know where to go on a home game.

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what game do emo kids love the most… hangman What is Donald Trump’s favorite game? Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.

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