what game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen? tic tac toe.
What’s New York’s favourite game? 2001 flight simulator
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
ever heard of the game t.t.2:9/11? That game was bomb.
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
A new game the whole family can play… Incest
Why did the police ?? go to a baseball ?? game? Because a player stole the base.
What’s an emo’s favorite game? Limbo. (If you don’t understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
Two kids were sitting at restaurant one said could I please have some water I am feeling a little HORSE. The other said Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game.
why can’t orphans play online games. Because they don’t have parents to sign them up
What’s an Orphan’s favorite game? Who’s your daddy (Go look up the game)
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :) -> in reality, :( (sob) depression is no game and here in this world we are here for each other although at times it might not seem like it. keep strong and you’ll find the end of the tunnel but ending the pain and bieng gone just spreads depression.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied: “Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!”
What’s a depressed kids favourite game….hangman.
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