Green jokes

Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party

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What happen when someone shot the Hulk? He got gangryeen. Gangrene+green+angry

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What’s green and smells like ham. Kermit the frogs fingers

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what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus

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Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek

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What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!

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whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!

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Stephen Hawking is intelligent. He is not as green as he is cabbage.

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what is green grass you tard

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Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

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Whats green and sticky? … a stick.

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Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.

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Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me

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What’s red,Green and goes 90 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds? Kermit in a car crash.

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