Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road? Because they will get turned into a pancake even more its not funny i know
When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon
What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!
what’s green then red all over and goes 100mph? a frog in a blender
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
This dude right here don’t look nothing like no damn tyrese gibson. He look like a hot fishy tail termite all dress in green makeup.
What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!? Green bay packers & New England Patriots
Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.
What’s a green cucumber……. A carrot
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