I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!
Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger.
What’s red green and smells like shit …red and green shit
What did the the purple grape say to the green grape? "BREATH YOU IDIOT BREATH!" Geddit? GeeditTT?
What happen when someone shot the Hulk? He got gangryeen. Gangrene+green+angry
Hoow on god’s green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU’LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked “Dad, what are you wearing?”. The father would answer with “A costume for Halloween.”. the child asked “can i join?”. He said no, for he said it’s their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad? The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
Whats green and sticky? … a stick.
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
what is green grass you tard
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