Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s green and smells like ham. Kermit the frogs fingers
What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.
What happen when someone shot the Hulk? He got gangryeen. Gangrene+green+angry
What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road? Because they will get turned into a pancake even more its not funny i know
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards
What did the the purple grape say to the green grape? "BREATH YOU IDIOT BREATH!" Geddit? GeeditTT?
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!
What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle. Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks… “Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?” “Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That’s why grandpa has to take the blue pills.”
What’s green and smells of bacon ??? KERMITS FINGERS?? Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland
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