whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!
What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad? The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…
The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. “The sky is definitely blue.” “Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black.” the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. “The grass is definitely green.” “Very good Annie, but it can also be brown.” Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. “Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?” “Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?” She questioned. “Well if they don’t have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself.”
Whats green and sticky? … a stick.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
this joke is so funny I’ll bet you greened (grined)
What is 14 inches long and starts with D A Dookie From GREEN DAY
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds? Kermit in a car crash.
What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc
What’s a green cucumber……. A carrot
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle. Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen
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