Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger.
What did the green light say to the red light - don’t look I’m changing
what’s green then red all over and goes 100mph? a frog in a blender
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road? Because they will get turned into a pancake even more its not funny i know
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds? Kermit in a car crash.
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
What’s red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on a razor blade. What’s green and sits in the corner? Same baby, one week later.
What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!
Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can’t tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.
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