Green jokes

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Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks… “Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?” “Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That’s why grandpa has to take the blue pills.”

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What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth

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What do you call a green camel. My parents left me.

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Jack quietly crawled through Jill’s bedroom window, trying not to make a single noise. She sat on her bed, her back facing him. Jack tiptoed up behind her, laid his hands on her shoulders and said, in a rather sensual tone, “Boo.” “Jack!” She yelled, “what are you doing here?” Jack sat down next to her and smiled. “I figured today was a

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whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!

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What NFL teams parts with James Charles!? Green bay packers & New England Patriots

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I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead

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what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise

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