What did the the purple grape say to the green grape? "BREATH YOU IDIOT BREATH!" Geddit? GeeditTT?
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What do you call a green boner the Grintch
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn’t ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn’t mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn’t seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn’t digest the stress I guess :D
What is Green and red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don’t mean it, so don’t get offended) What’s the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds? Kermit in a car crash.
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!? Green bay packers & New England Patriots
What do you call a green camel. My parents left me.
What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite
What happen when someone shot the Hulk? He got gangryeen. Gangrene+green+angry
Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
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