How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
this joke is so funny I’ll bet you greened (grined)
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger.
What’s green, red and spins at 4000rpm? A frog in a blender
if red get vote out whit happed red is not vote red is a hacker so he kill blue ok so some one fondy blue boddy red sud where lime and green and prup sud how is red not die red am a hacker u noobs lime and grenn and prup run red killd therem all red the win but he is not the win black killd red black is the win lol
What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc
Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.
whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window . abortion of chips
What did the the purple grape say to the green grape? "BREATH YOU IDIOT BREATH!" Geddit? GeeditTT?
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards
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