What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!
What’s red green and smells like shit …red and green shit
Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me
What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe… Breathe…
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s children? Artifical vanilla come from a beaver’s asshole, the children from an asshole’s beaver.
Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.
A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked “Dad, what are you wearing?”. The father would answer with “A costume for Halloween.”. the child asked “can i join?”. He said no, for he said it’s their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
What is 14 inches long and starts with D A Dookie From GREEN DAY
Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can’t tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians And they created The Green Party
What is green and blue Grass and the sky
Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. “Doctor, I’m not feeling well” the man complains. " Well, it’s no wonder" The Doctor replies " You’re not eating right"
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