I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out. I remarked you lazy
What’s red green and smells like shit …red and green shit
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad? The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
what’s green then red all over? a frog in a blender! :)
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car
What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!
What do you call a green boner the Grintch
What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
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