What’s red,Green and goes 90 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car
what’s green then red all over? a frog in a blender! :)
What’s green and smells like ham. Kermit the frogs fingers
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks… “Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?” “Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That’s why grandpa has to take the blue pills.”
What’s a green cucumber……. A carrot
What’s green, red and spins at 4000rpm? A frog in a blender
What did the green light say to the red light - don’t look I’m changing
I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out. I remarked you lazy
what is green grass you tard
What’s green and smells like bacon? Kermit’s finger.
When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon
What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road? Because they will get turned into a pancake even more its not funny i know
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