What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…
When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick. What’s invisible and bad for you to breath? Mustard gas. What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
Hoow on god’s green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU’LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
What’s green and smells like bacon? Kermit’s finger.
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!
What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.
Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.
what terns green purple and white? A chameleon
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