What’s big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you? A pool table.
What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents My big green pedo machine
The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. “The sky is definitely blue.” “Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black.” the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. “The grass is definitely green.” “Very good Annie, but it can also be brown.” Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. “Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?” “Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?” She questioned. “Well if they don’t have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself.”
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!
what terns green purple and white? A chameleon
What’s green, red and spins at 4000rpm? A frog in a blender
what’s green then red all over and goes 100mph? a frog in a blender
What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later
This dude right here don’t look nothing like no damn tyrese gibson. He look like a hot fishy tail termite all dress in green makeup.
What’s red and green and go’s 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender…
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds? Kermit in a car crash.
What’s green and smells like bacon? Kermit’s finger.
What’s red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on a razor blade. What’s green and sits in the corner? Same baby, one week later.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn’t ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn’t mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn’t seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn’t digest the stress I guess :D
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