Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. “Doctor, I’m not feeling well” the man complains. " Well, it’s no wonder" The Doctor replies " You’re not eating right"
When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon
What did the green light say to the red light - don’t look I’m changing
What do you call a green boner the Grintch
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
What’s green, red and spins at 4000rpm? A frog in a blender
Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
What’s red,Green and goes 90 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.
What did the the purple grape say to the green grape? "BREATH YOU IDIOT BREATH!" Geddit? GeeditTT?
The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. “The sky is definitely blue.” “Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black.” the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. “The grass is definitely green.” “Very good Annie, but it can also be brown.” Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. “Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?” “Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?” She questioned. “Well if they don’t have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself.”
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
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