Green jokes

What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands

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What is green and blue Grass and the sky

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what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise

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Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

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Interviewer: what are your strengths? Interviewee: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: and your weaknesses? Interviewee: those beautiful green eyes of yours…

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what’s green then red all over and goes 100mph? a frog in a blender

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Jack quietly crawled through Jill’s bedroom window, trying not to make a single noise. She sat on her bed, her back facing him. Jack tiptoed up behind her, laid his hands on her shoulders and said, in a rather sensual tone, “Boo.” “Jack!” She yelled, “what are you doing here?” Jack sat down next to her and smiled. “I figured today was a

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Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me

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When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon

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Green beans potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me

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Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek

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Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms

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What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens? Lettuce eat brussels!

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How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.

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What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s children? Artifical vanilla come from a beaver’s asshole, the children from an asshole’s beaver.

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