What is green and looks like a school bus
A school bus
This dude right here don’t look nothing like no damn tyrese gibson. He look like a hot fishy tail termite all dress in green makeup.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat brussels!
What’s red and in a corner? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner? The same baby three weeks later
What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more
Its not funny i know
Why did the camle cross the road
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks… “Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?”
“Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That’s why grandpa has to take the blue pills.”
Hoow on god’s green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU’LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
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