Green jokes

this joke is so funny I’ll bet you greened (grined)

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f@ck the green bay packers

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe… Breathe…

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if red get vote out whit happed red is not vote red is a hacker so he kill blue ok so some one fondy blue boddy red sud where lime and green and prup sud how is red not die red am a hacker u noobs lime and grenn and prup run red killd therem all red the win but he is not the win black killd red black is the win lol

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What did the green light say to the red light - don’t look I’m changing

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What is green and blue Grass and the sky

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what terns green purple and white? A chameleon

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What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands

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Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.

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What’s red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on a razor blade. What’s green and sits in the corner? Same baby, one week later.

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what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car

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Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me

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What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later

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Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger.

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What NFL teams parts with James Charles!? Green bay packers & New England Patriots

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