What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later
What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents My big green pedo machine
Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.) I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can’t be trusted). I gatherd some slapies. The things I gatherd where Tomatos, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried out green beans! all that stuff! To the 4. I need the tomatos to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish…WRONG!!! I am going to make it into a little snack…anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eye’s cry and burn but I will give them a towl after that. The dried out green beens are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that we make it like its not so iky! I feed it to them! They overreacted! Please leave a comment. Byee!
What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs? …a girl scout that got hit by a car
What’s red green and smells like shit …red and green shit
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road? Because they will get turned into a pancake even more its not funny i know
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad? The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
Why did the camle cross the road Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
This dude right here don’t look nothing like no damn tyrese gibson. He look like a hot fishy tail termite all dress in green makeup.
What is green and blue Grass and the sky
Person A:Hey,what’s the next subject? Person B:Let me check. Person B:It’s greenglish!
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
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