A kid gets home from school and find his mom and dad having sex, the kid asks “what are you doing dad” the dad replies “having sex with your mom son” and he starts laughing The next day dad gets home from work and finds his son having sex with his nan, the dad shouts “what the hell are you doing son” the kid replies " it’s not funny when it’s your mom is it"
What’s Steven Hawkins favorite song? Highway to hell because it’s a staircase to heaven.
If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don’t wake up, and you were on your way to hell
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell There’s a stairway to heaven.
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters but it just wouldn’t land with people… I know, I’m going to hell…
Where in hell is Lee Harvey Oswald now when we need him?
How did hellen Keller know she went to hell? SHE DIDNT
Kobe never missed a shot but he missed the helipad I’m going to hell!!!
my best opinion: when life goes to hell you just go down with it
jack and jill went down to hell to fetch ur mothers bladder her bladder broke u two are soaked and now u have a daughter cuz in that bladder was me
aw hell naw dey turned spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
School was fun but it was hard almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell not heaven Because there is a stairway to heaven, but there is not one to hell
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
I tried to eat ass once the donkeys got one hell of a kick!
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