Hell jokes

3 blonde sisters die and are told by an angel that in order for them to go to heaven they have to pass all 100 steps. But each step has a joke , each joke gets funnier and funnier. And in order to pass them all, you can’t laugh at any joke or else you go to hell. The blonde girls accept the offer. So the angel begins telling them the joke, one of the girls laughs at the 3rd step. The second blonde laugjhs halfway there. Finally, the last blonde was at the 100th step. The angel said ‘‘this is the last step if you laugh you will go straight to hell with your sisters and if you don’t you can pass. The blonde agrees and the angel starts to tell the joke, ‘‘What do you ca…’’ out of nowhere the blonde starts bursting out laughing. ‘‘Why are you laughing I haven’t even finished the joke yet’’? The blonde replies ‘’ I just got the first joke’’.

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aw hell naw dey turned spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.

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Give a man a potato, he is full for a day Give a man a poisoned potato, hell be full for the rest of his life.

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A little boy and a little girl are taking a bath together. The little girl looks down at the boy and says, “Can I touch it?”. The little boy looks back at her and says, “Hell no, you already broke yours off!”.

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Kobe never missed a shot but he missed the helipad I’m going to hell!!!

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My version of the Roses are red Poem in MW3: I thought Soap could trust you And so did I too So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!

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how to make holy water 1-grab a pot 2-put water in it 3-set the stove to 420 degrees 4-boil the hell out of it

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what are the sinful letters of the alphabet? A,B,C you in hell

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It ain’t always easy having erectile dysfunction but it sure as hell ain’t hard

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Why can’t heaven and hell ever be one 2nd paradise? Heaven always has 5 star reviews.

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My friend:What are you doing Me:I?m making holy water My friend:How? Me:I?m boiling the hell out of it.

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Hell you f@ck bitch dick

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None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw who the hell is gwen?

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How did hellen Keller know she went to hell? SHE DIDNT

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Woman one: I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell! Woman two: Did that work? Woman one: Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house.

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