Why are short people so angry?? Cause their closer to hell
[god creating sharks] god: ok give them 3 rows of teeth. Angel: seems excessive but ok. God: and make them mean as hell. Angel: wtf y. God: BECAUSSE I SAID SO. Angel:… god: and make one of the types have a hammer for a head angel: why do I still work for you? God: because I’m the only employer as of right now.
Dark humour : hell !!! aren’t people racist !!!
I told her roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what the hell happened to you!! MF??????
None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw who the hell is gwen?
Bick: Jesus isn’t real. Ron: Yes he is. Bick: Prove it, bitch. Ron: Cussing is a in. Open the curtains. Bick: Wh- Ron: JUST DO IT, DAMMIT. The sunlight shone through the window, landing on Ron and Bick. Both of them died and went to hell. Ron: f@ck you, Jesus. Bick: Told you Jesus was real. Satan: Get to work, slaves. Moral of the story: Stay off the marijuana.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell not heaven Because there is a stairway to heaven, but there is not one to hell
Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust ring in hell-
When a 68 year old teacher says: I am going to tackle an intruder if i have to! Me: Oh hell nah
Where in hell is Lee Harvey Oswald now when we need him?
What’s Steven Hawkins favorite song? Highway to hell because it’s a staircase to heaven.
what did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast his left sholder
I tried to eat ass once the donkeys got one hell of a kick!
my best opinion: when life goes to hell you just go down with it
If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don’t wake up, and you were on your way to hell
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