How did hellen Keller know she went to hell? SHE DIDNT
i have a friend who dont have a dad he says: ur useless go to hell me: wait why do u want me to join ur dad
Addison Banks Age (8) "I’m a little brat who won’t shut up the hell! And stop talking!
Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
why the "hell :) " is this here
The teacher asked,"why are you in school on a saturday?" I told her my mum told me to go to hell.
aw hell naw dey turned spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
ex-bf’s gf: your so ugly as hell me: oh did I mention that i was trying to be you
Kobe never missed a shot but he missed the helipad I’m going to hell!!!
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you.
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
Before Marriage Boy:At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don’t even thing about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy?? After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.
me:gives her 5 dollars climb that flag pole cute female:takes the money and goes up the flag pole is this good me:hell yeah thats a nice veiw next day heres 10 dollars if u do it again she goes up there me:hows the veiw she goes home and her mom sees the money her mom:where u getting this money her daughter:i climbed a flagpole her mom:you know he just want u to to see ur panties right she goes back and does it again but doesnt wear panties me:holy shit ;-; her mom:did u do it again her daughter: dont worry mom he didnt get to see my panties her mom:…
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