Hell jokes

This guy is boiling water the girl walks in and says “What are you doing” the guy says “I’m making Holy Water” She said “How?” He said “I’m boiling the hell out of it”

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My friend:What are you doing Me:I?m making holy water My friend:How? Me:I?m boiling the hell out of it.

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If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don’t wake up, and you were on your way to hell

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THE ORPHANS ALL DIED!!! oh wait, no one cares… THEIR PARENTS ARE ALL DEAD ANYWAY, we are just making them happier, they get to join their parents in hell

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my best opinion: when life goes to hell you just go down with it

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A little boy and a little girl are taking a bath together. The little girl looks down at the boy and says, “Can I touch it?”. The little boy looks back at her and says, “Hell no, you already broke yours off!”.

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Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust ring in hell-

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ex-bf’s gf: your so ugly as hell me: oh did I mention that i was trying to be you

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A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He then picks his dog up by the tail and starts to swing him around. The bartender asks him “Hey man What the hell you doing? ”. Blind guy says “Just looking around”

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How do angels ?? make holy water ??? They boil the hell out of it.

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i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE

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Why did Steven Hawking go to hell not heaven Because there is a stairway to heaven, but there is not one to hell

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In heaven responsible for the joke is the English man for food the Italian man and for the law and order a German man… In hell responsible for food is htm title=' Italian man and for jokes the German man'>the English man for order and law the Italian man and for jokes the German man

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(A man is walking on a bridge and sees a lady over the railing) Man: Ah… suicidal eh? Are you gonna jump? Lady: Yep. I hate this world. Man: Well, if your gonna die, can we have sex before you jump? Lady: Hell no! You creep! Man: Ok, fine. I guess I’ll just wait until your corpse washes onto the shore…

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The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, The Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed. Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today

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