Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly I took one shot puffed through my pipe and jumped in the air on a trampoline I woke up in heaven. I asked an angel how did I die you? "Well little monkey you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head your mom called the doctor and doctor said you were dead.
why is it bad to high five an emo… they will leave themselves hanging
I hate child murderers there always so high-pitched.
There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can’t.
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
When a miget smokes weed do they get high or medium
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, "Cause I’m in a great depression??
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…
One day I told my wife that she drew her I brows too high, She looked surprised.
What do you call a chair that smokes weed? A high chair
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
Why did hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high
The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. “The sky is definitely blue.” “Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black.” the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. “The grass is definitely green.” “Very good Annie, but it can also be brown.” Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. “Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?” “Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?” She questioned. “Well if they don’t have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself.”
RUS | ENG
