High jokes

Why did hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high

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“Hotel Rwanda” has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes. But their Yelp reviews are terrible.

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A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging

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What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.

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What happend to the depressed kid who tried to high 5 a tree. Answer- He was left there hanging.

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So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging

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I hate child murderers there always so high-pitched.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some Marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill’s thigh and said “You know you wanna.” Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and then they had some fun, but silly jIll forgot her pill and now they have a son. Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and said, “Jill do you wanna?” Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son

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like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school

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I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging

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I’ve just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.

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I WAS GONNA CLEAN MY ROOM BEFORE I GOT HIGH

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The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.

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Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a hot wheels car

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There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can’t.

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