When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen. And I could just have his motorcycle.
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging…
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly I took one shot puffed through my pipe and jumped in the air on a trampoline I woke up in heaven. I asked an angel how did I die you? "Well little monkey you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head your mom called the doctor and doctor said you were dead.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? A high school pill party.
why is it bad to high five an emo… they will leave themselves hanging
“Hotel Rwanda” has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes. But their Yelp reviews are terrible.
What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
Why did the 18 year old girl need s ladder to go to school? Because it was High-School
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a hot wheels car
Question- What happend to the depresses kid who tried to high 5 a tree? Answer- He was left hanging
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
a e-girl went to go high five a tree but the tree left her hanging
when dwarfs get high do they just get medium?
What’s the difference between 69 and High School? In 69 you usually only kiss one cnt and look at one a*hole
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