the columbine high school basketball team hasnt been the same since they lost there 2 best shooters
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging…
Why did hitler kill him self? His gas bill was to high
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?? She chews before she swallows
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some Marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill’s thigh and said “You know you wanna.” Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and then they had some fun, but silly jIll forgot her pill and now they have a son. Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and said, “Jill do you wanna?” Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen. And I could just have his motorcycle.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a hot wheels car
wanna hear a joke… idk im too high
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
What talks high pitched and can’t fly? A gay man in Iran
What do yo get if you eat sugar. High
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, "Cause I’m in a great depression??
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7 - When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the ‘bright side’ of it. She said "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome" 54 students died that day.
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