High jokes

A boy and girl in high school started dating for a while and things were going so well that the girl decided to invite the boy on a weekend trip. She said “I want you to come spend the weekend at our lakehouse and meet my parents. While we’re there, I’d also like to take our relationship to the next level.” “I’m there” the boy replied. The boy was so excited that he ran straight to the pharmacy to pick up some protection. He walked up to the pharmacist and told him about his weekend to come and said he needed some condoms. The pharmacist asked “do you want the 3 pack, 6 pack, or family sized 24 pack?” the boy replied " “I plan on getting busy all weekend. I’m not gonna stop pounding her till I’m black and blue. Give me the family pack.” “Sure thing” said the pharmacist. That weekend the boy went to the lakehouse and the whole family was sitting down at the dinner table to pray. the girls father asked the boy to say grace. The boy prayed and prayed. Almost ten minutes went by. Finally, the girl leaned over to the boy and said, “you never told me that you were so religious” the boy replied, “You never told me that your dad was a pharmacist”

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What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? A high school pill party.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

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People told Kobe to fly high look what happend

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How do you know if you have a high sperm count?? She chews before she swallows

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joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops

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What’s the difference between 69 and High School? In 69 you usually only kiss one cnt and look at one a*hole

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Where you born on the high way that’s where most accidents happen

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Why can’t people in wheelchairs pass high school? The pacer test.

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the columbine high school basketball team hasnt been the same since they lost there 2 best shooters

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Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging

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I hate child murderers there always so high-pitched.

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wanna hear a joke… idk im too high

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Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. – He was high on my list of priorities.

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What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.

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