the teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make mooo said sally good job said the teacher what sound does a sheep make baa said jack good now what sound does a pig make little johnny raised his hand really high in the sky the teacher called him he said htm title=' ur hands on ur head u black moterf@cker'>the pig says get on the ground and put ur hands on ur head u black moterf@cker
What’s the difference between 69 and High School? In 69 you usually only kiss one cnt and look at one a*hole
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging…
What talks high pitched and can’t fly? A gay man in Iran
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards… The steaks were pretty high
a e-girl went to go high five a tree but the tree left her hanging
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes pulled down her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, "Cause I’m in a great depression??
Why did hitler kill him self? His gas bill was to high
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?? She chews before she swallows
A middle schooler and his dad were at a drugstore. The boy picked up a pack of 3 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said “they’re for high schoolers: 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday and 1 for Sunday.” The boy then picked up a 6 pack of condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said “they’re for college students: 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday and 2 for Sunday.” The kid then picked up a pack of 12 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said “they’re for married men: 1 for January, 1 for February…”
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