When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen. And I could just have his motorcycle.
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
. why cant depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging… . why cant orphans play baseball, Because they cant find home! . a serial killer was at my house all killed all my family but me why, i was in the living room… . what do sloths and depressed have in common, they both hang off trees… . what is a group of depressed kids called, the suicide squad
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? A high school pill party.
one depressed kid goes to high five a tree but the tree just left him hanging
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…
THIS IS A RYTHME jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said u know u wanna jill said yes as he grabbed her dress and they had a little fun jill forgot her pills so now they have a son
a e-girl went to go high five a tree but the tree left her hanging
the teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make mooo said sally good job said the teacher what sound does a sheep make baa said jack good now what sound does a pig make little johnny raised his hand really high in the sky the teacher called him he said htm title=' ur hands on ur head u black moterf@cker'>the pig says get on the ground and put ur hands on ur head u black moterf@cker
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
When a miget smokes weed do they get high or medium
Why did the 18 year old girl need s ladder to go to school? Because it was High-School
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
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