High jokes

Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging

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One day I told my wife that she drew her I brows too high, She looked surprised.

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when dwarfs get high do they just get medium?

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What happend to the depressed kid who tried to high 5 a tree. Answer- He was left there hanging.

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A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late, his best friend asked, “Would you like to hear a joke?” “Sure” he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common? ’ “I don’t know.” “Because of me you’re both late for your next period.”

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If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide? Asking for a friend.

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The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging

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What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum low on the spectrum, at least I can write this joke

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What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump? $2 billion and high cholesterol.

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(found on web) There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian wrestler who was fierce and unstoppable. As each wrestlers legends grew,

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joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops

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There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7 - When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the ‘bright side’ of it. She said "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome" 54 students died that day.

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