“Hotel Rwanda” has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes. But their Yelp reviews are terrible.
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
All school meetings introductions: Grade School; “Welcome Girls and Boys!” Middle School; “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!” High School; “Fingerers and fingerees,” One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose. She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks… “Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?” “Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That’s why grandpa has to take the blue pills.”
A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging
A middle schooler and his dad were at a drugstore. The boy picked up a pack of 3 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said “they’re for high schoolers: 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday and 1 for Sunday.” The boy then picked up a 6 pack of condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said “they’re for college students: 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday and 2 for Sunday.” The kid then picked up a pack of 12 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said “they’re for married men: 1 for January, 1 for February…”
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen. And I could just have his motorcycle.
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards… The steaks were pretty high
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are… But I laugh more. How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can’t.
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
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