I hate child murderers there always so high-pitched.
When a miget smokes weed do they get high or medium
Why did hitler kill him self? His gas bill was to high
One day I told my wife that she drew her I brows too high, She looked surprised.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched Jill’s thigh and said “I know you wanna.” Jill said yes, took off her dress and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pills and now they have a son.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a hot wheels car
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards… The steaks were pretty high
Why did the 18 year old girl need s ladder to go to school? Because it was High-School
Where you born on the high way that’s where most accidents happen
Officer sees a man and he is seeing he is having trouble walking so he asked him “sir are you drunk?” The man responds “No sir i’m not drunk.” So the Officer asks “how high are you? ” And the man responds “no sir, its high how are you.”
What’s an orphans high school nickname Lone stone
What’s the difference between 69 and High School? In 69 you usually only kiss one cnt and look at one a*hole
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks… “Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?” “Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That’s why grandpa has to take the blue pills.”
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
the columbine high school basketball team hasnt been the same since they lost there 2 best shooters
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