My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
What happend to the depressed kid who tried to high 5 a tree. Answer- He was left there hanging.
As a son I like sports and I watch sports with my mom. So one day we were looking at football. My mom ask me who makes the most money I said the quarter back. My mom told me I going to get a quarter back has my new boyfriend and it be your new step father. a week lady my mom went out I came home I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said whats going on my mom said look my new boyfriend and new step father is the high school quarter back. My mom said see mission accomplish. I said yeah job well done.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School? In 69 you usually only kiss one cnt and look at one a*hole
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. – He was high on my list of priorities.
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, "Cause I’m in a great depression??
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes pulled down her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.
. why cant depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging… . why cant orphans play baseball, Because they cant find home! . a serial killer was at my house all killed all my family but me why, i was in the living room… . what do sloths and depressed have in common, they both hang off trees… . what is a group of depressed kids called, the suicide squad
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