a e-girl went to go high five a tree but the tree left her hanging
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks… “Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?” “Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That’s why grandpa has to take the blue pills.”
Question- What happend to the depresses kid who tried to high 5 a tree? Answer- He was left hanging
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum low on the spectrum, at least I can write this joke
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a hot wheels car
What’s the difference between 69 and High School? In 69 you usually only kiss one cnt and look at one a*hole
Where you born on the high way that’s where most accidents happen
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, "Cause I’m in a great depression??
like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
I hate child murderers there always so high-pitched.
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are… But I laugh more. How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
when dwarfs get high do they just get medium?
“Hotel Rwanda” has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes. But their Yelp reviews are terrible.
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