High jokes

I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging

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As a fellow emo i find these very rude and disrespectful plz take off or i tell mom. Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby please tell me (I’m asking for a friend) P. S. I have no friends

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When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen. And I could just have his motorcycle.

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What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging

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What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum low on the spectrum, at least I can write this joke

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A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some Marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill’s thigh and said “You know you wanna.” Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and then they had some fun, but silly jIll forgot her pill and now they have a son. Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and said, “Jill do you wanna?” Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son

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joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

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People told Kobe to fly high look what happend

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I’ve just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.

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Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a hot wheels car

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Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. – He was high on my list of priorities.

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So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging

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a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.

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