High jokes

I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging

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The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging…

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I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.

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the columbine high school basketball team hasnt been the same since they lost there 2 best shooters

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Why did hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high

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(found on web) There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian wrestler who was fierce and unstoppable. As each wrestlers legends grew,

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I hate child murderers there always so high-pitched.

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My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are… But I laugh more. How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

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joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops

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What do yo get if you eat sugar. High

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Vegan teacher the musical Miss Kadie - oh no you poor dead animal Mr. Beast- ?? your a dumb Communist Miss Kadie?? Chandler-?? yup your one high fluting son of a gun?? Mr. Beast- ?? I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant?? Miss Kadie - ?? don’t hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans R us kid?? kids- ?? we’ve had enough of your problems miss Kadie your such a commie Miss Kadie - ?? I just want to die because I’m so sad Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and comits sucide

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What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? A high school pill party.

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What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns The suicide squad

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What talks high pitched and can’t fly? A gay man in Iran

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There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7 - When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the ‘bright side’ of it. She said "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome" 54 students died that day.

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