The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks… “Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?” “Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That’s why grandpa has to take the blue pills.”
Where you born on the high way that’s where most accidents happen
There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can’t.
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging
What’s the difference between 69 and High School? In 69 you usually only kiss one cnt and look at one a*hole
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
Question- What happend to the depresses kid who tried to high 5 a tree? Answer- He was left hanging
When a miget smokes weed do they get high or medium
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a hot wheels car
Officer sees a man and he is seeing he is having trouble walking so he asked him “sir are you drunk?” The man responds “No sir i’m not drunk.” So the Officer asks “how high are you? ” And the man responds “no sir, its high how are you.”
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
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