Where you born on the high way that’s where most accidents happen
Officer sees a man and he is seeing he is having trouble walking so he asked him “sir are you drunk?” The man responds “No sir i’m not drunk.” So the Officer asks “how high are you? ” And the man responds “no sir, its high how are you.”
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards… The steaks were pretty high
wanna hear a joke… idk im too high
I hate child murderers there always so high-pitched.
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
the columbine high school basketball team hasnt been the same since they lost there 2 best shooters
What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns The suicide squad
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
As a fellow emo i find these very rude and disrespectful plz take off or i tell mom. Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby please tell me (I’m asking for a friend) P. S. I have no friends
People told Kobe to fly high look what happend
A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
As a son I like sports and I watch sports with my mom. So one day we were looking at football. My mom ask me who makes the most money I said the quarter back. My mom told me I going to get a quarter back has my new boyfriend and it be your new step father. a week lady my mom went out I came home I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said whats going on my mom said look my new boyfriend and new step father is the high school quarter back. My mom said see mission accomplish. I said yeah job well done.
What do you call a chair that smokes weed? A high chair
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