I WAS GONNA CLEAN MY ROOM BEFORE I GOT HIGH
why is it bad to high five an emo… they will leave themselves hanging
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
What do you call a chair that smokes weed? A high chair
There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can’t.
What’s an orphans high school nickname Lone stone
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched Jill’s thigh and said “I know you wanna.” Jill said yes, took off her dress and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pills and now they have a son.
What do yo get if you eat sugar. High
What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns The suicide squad
joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops
The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. “The sky is definitely blue.” “Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black.” the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. “The grass is definitely green.” “Very good Annie, but it can also be brown.” Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. “Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?” “Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?” She questioned. “Well if they don’t have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself.”
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
What happend to the depressed kid who tried to high 5 a tree. Answer- He was left there hanging.
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
One day I told my wife that she drew her I brows too high, She looked surprised.
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