High jokes

I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.

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like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school

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Where you born on the high way that’s where most accidents happen

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What talks high pitched and can’t fly? A gay man in Iran

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a e-girl went to go high five a tree but the tree left her hanging

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Why did hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high

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A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging

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Question- What happend to the depresses kid who tried to high 5 a tree? Answer- He was left hanging

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When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium

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What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.

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What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump? $2 billion and high cholesterol.

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When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen. And I could just have his motorcycle.

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What’s the difference between 69 and High School? In 69 you usually only kiss one cnt and look at one a*hole

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

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What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? A high school pill party.

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