As a son I like sports and I watch sports with my mom. So one day we were looking at football. My mom ask me who makes the most money I said the quarter back. My mom told me I going to get a quarter back has my new boyfriend and it be your new step father. a week lady my mom went out I came home I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said whats going on my mom said look my new boyfriend and new step father is the high school quarter back. My mom said see mission accomplish. I said yeah job well done.
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
Question- What happend to the depresses kid who tried to high 5 a tree? Answer- He was left hanging
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…
What happend to the depressed kid who tried to high 5 a tree. Answer- He was left there hanging.
. why cant depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging… . why cant orphans play baseball, Because they cant find home! . a serial killer was at my house all killed all my family but me why, i was in the living room… . what do sloths and depressed have in common, they both hang off trees… . what is a group of depressed kids called, the suicide squad
Why did hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched Jill’s thigh and said “I know you wanna.” Jill said yes, took off her dress and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pills and now they have a son.
As a fellow emo i find these very rude and disrespectful plz take off or i tell mom. Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby please tell me (I’m asking for a friend) P. S. I have no friends
when dwarfs get high do they just get medium?
What do you call a chair that smokes weed? A high chair
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, "Cause I’m in a great depression??
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes pulled down her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging…
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