wanna hear a joke… idk im too high
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
One day I told my wife that she drew her I brows too high, She looked surprised.
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards… The steaks were pretty high
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes pulled down her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum low on the spectrum, at least I can write this joke
There were 30 high school seniors taking finals, and once they finished, the teacher, Mrs Jones walked up and down the classroom to collect the tests, and asked “so, are you guys ready for college?” And Brian answered “no way. School is just a waste of time, every day taking seven cruel hours of our lives.” Angela replied “never! Like Brian said, school is just a waste of time, and the next level is surely not worth paying $50,000 for. Besides, math class is mental abuse to humans!” And Jack said “school has been a waste of so much time I’ll never get back, and after these finals I’ve realized…f@ck, I never actually learned shit!”
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide? Asking for a friend.
When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…
Why did hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
I’ve just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
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