What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump? $2 billion and high cholesterol.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.
Why did the 18 year old girl need s ladder to go to school? Because it was High-School
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide? Asking for a friend.
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
What do yo get if you eat sugar. High
Why did hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
the columbine high school basketball team hasnt been the same since they lost there 2 best shooters
why is it bad to high five an emo… they will leave themselves hanging
when dwarfs get high do they just get medium?
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Officer sees a man and he is seeing he is having trouble walking so he asked him “sir are you drunk?” The man responds “No sir i’m not drunk.” So the Officer asks “how high are you? ” And the man responds “no sir, its high how are you.”
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