Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground? Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself… #victoryroyale
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
What’s worse than depression & suicide? Easy : LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don’t pretend no onw will notice :) no one ever does :) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can’t we just die :) ?
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
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