What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”
When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground
Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C: … You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach
The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
friend: hits head* others: how many fingers am i holding up? me: to friend* how suicidal am i on a scale from one to ten? friend: ten me: hes fine guys
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them they’ll get the punchline right away
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
i never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, “What happened?” and the soldier replies, “Hail hit her.” (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
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