Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.
I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna “I’d hit that”
friend: hits head* others: how many fingers am i holding up? me: to friend* how suicidal am i on a scale from one to ten? friend: ten me: hes fine guys
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms? ) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
What’s worse than depression & suicide? Easy : LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don’t pretend no onw will notice :) no one ever does :) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can’t we just die :) ?
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather? the feather. the rope stopped the kid
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
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