Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”
So this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road he starts speeding. Eventually he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, is my wife okay, she was carrying my child. The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes “APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather? the feather. the rope stopped the kid
A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, “What happened?” and the soldier replies, “Hail hit her.” (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.
What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)
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