What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather? the feather. the rope stopped the kid
Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train
tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them they’ll get the punchline right away
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says “my brother has just been hit by a car.” The policeman replied with “OK then first I need to know your name.” “Shut up” “No, I need to know your name.” “Shut up. ” “Excuse me but where are your manners.” “Round the corner picking up shit.”
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”
friend: hits head* others: how many fingers am i holding up? me: to friend* how suicidal am i on a scale from one to ten? friend: ten me: hes fine guys
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground? Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
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