Hit jokes

I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

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What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather? the feather. the rope stopped the kid

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What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.

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I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down

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titanic - “yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her” (Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.

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any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery

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Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver

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Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home

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When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground

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Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

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Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)

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what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna “I’d hit that”

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Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.

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I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.

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What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”

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