Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can?t Run
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather? the feather. the rope stopped the kid
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”
A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar’s patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his dick in the alligators mouth and starts whacking it with the stick. After he’s done and gets his drink he asks if anyone else would like a go. A lady gets up and says yes she would like a go, asks that he doesn’t hit her with the stick.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)
What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
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