I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA
What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.
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