An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself… #victoryroyale
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left? Teacher: 502. Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Teacher:No you can’t fit an elephant in a fridge!! Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door. Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door. Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion? Student: No!The giraffe because He’s in a fridge. Teacher: WOW! Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How? Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth? Student:The gators are at the party. Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why? Teacher:She drowned?! Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14
Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather? the feather. the rope stopped the kid
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting ‘Remind me later’ on his Windows Updates. When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn’t hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
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