titanic - “yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her” (Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna “I’d hit that”
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.
Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground? Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide? Dave: No. Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home
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