What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather? the feather. the rope stopped the kid
friend: hits head* others: how many fingers am i holding up? me: to friend* how suicidal am i on a scale from one to ten? friend: ten me: hes fine guys
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
So Johnny was in kindergarten and his teacher assigned him to learn the ABC’s so he goes home and ask his mom who’s cooking “Whats the first letter of the ABC’s?” he ask and his mom responds with “SHUT UP… I’M COOKING!” so then he walks to sister who’s signing in the shower and asks her “Whats the 2nd letter of the ABC’s?” she responds with “I’m ready
What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says “my brother has just been hit by a car.” The policeman replied with “OK then first I need to know your name.” “Shut up” “No, I need to know your name.” “Shut up. ” “Excuse me but where are your manners.” “Round the corner picking up shit.”
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