In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
So this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road he starts speeding. Eventually he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, is my wife okay, she was carrying my child. The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes “APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder
titanic - “yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her” (Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself… #victoryroyale
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna “I’d hit that”
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home
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