My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
So Johnny was in kindergarten and his teacher assigned him to learn the ABC’s so he goes home and ask his mom who’s cooking “Whats the first letter of the ABC’s?” he ask and his mom responds with “SHUT UP… I’M COOKING!” so then he walks to sister who’s signing in the shower and asks her “Whats the 2nd letter of the ABC’s?” she responds with “I’m ready
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
i never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14
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