A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, “What happened?” and the soldier replies, “Hail hit her.” (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna “I’d hit that”
any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn’t hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can?t Run
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself… #victoryroyale
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground? Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
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