I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14
So Johnny was in kindergarten and his teacher assigned him to learn the ABC’s so he goes home and ask his mom who’s cooking “Whats the first letter of the ABC’s?” he ask and his mom responds with “SHUT UP… I’M COOKING!” so then he walks to sister who’s signing in the shower and asks her “Whats the 2nd letter of the ABC’s?” she responds with “I’m ready
Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna “I’d hit that”
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar’s patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his dick in the alligators mouth and starts whacking it with the stick. After he’s done and gets his drink he asks if anyone else would like a go. A lady gets up and says yes she would like a go, asks that he doesn’t hit her with the stick.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery
What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
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