Hit jokes

What’s worse than depression & suicide? Easy : LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don’t pretend no onw will notice :) no one ever does :) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can’t we just die :) ?

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An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope

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I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.

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I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

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Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver

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If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

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making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3

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I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down

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