What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home
Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA
What’s worse than depression & suicide? Easy : LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don’t pretend no onw will notice :) no one ever does :) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can’t we just die :) ?
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them they’ll get the punchline right away
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself… #victoryroyale
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
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