I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
A baby skunk’s mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn’t know what he is. So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks ‘What are you?’, the baby bunny replies ‘Well I’m a baby bunny. What are you?’ the baby skunk says "Well I don’t know am I a baby bunny too?" the baby bunny says ‘No you’re not a baby bunny.’ so the baby skunk asks "Well what am I then?" the baby bunny replies ‘Well you’re not exactly blank and you’re not exactly white so you must be Mexican.’
Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.
Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C: … You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach
friend: hits head* others: how many fingers am i holding up? me: to friend* how suicidal am i on a scale from one to ten? friend: ten me: hes fine guys
What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them they’ll get the punchline right away
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor
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