A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, “What happened?” and the soldier replies, “Hail hit her.” (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)
Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting ‘Remind me later’ on his Windows Updates. When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
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