Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting ‘Remind me later’ on his Windows Updates. When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed
Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them they’ll get the punchline right away
making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train
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