a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
i never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me
A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, “What happened?” and the soldier replies, “Hail hit her.” (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home
titanic - “yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her” (Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar’s patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his dick in the alligators mouth and starts whacking it with the stick. After he’s done and gets his drink he asks if anyone else would like a go. A lady gets up and says yes she would like a go, asks that he doesn’t hit her with the stick.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
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