A baby skunk’s mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn’t know what he is. So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks ‘What are you?’, the baby bunny replies ‘Well I’m a baby bunny. What are you?’ the baby skunk says "Well I don’t know am I a baby bunny too?" the baby bunny says ‘No you’re not a baby bunny.’ so the baby skunk asks "Well what am I then?" the baby bunny replies ‘Well you’re not exactly blank and you’re not exactly white so you must be Mexican.’
Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna “I’d hit that”
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home
Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather? the feather. the rope stopped the kid
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.
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