What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide? Dave: No. Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
A baby skunk’s mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn’t know what he is. So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks ‘What are you?’, the baby bunny replies ‘Well I’m a baby bunny. What are you?’ the baby skunk says "Well I don’t know am I a baby bunny too?" the baby bunny says ‘No you’re not a baby bunny.’ so the baby skunk asks "Well what am I then?" the baby bunny replies ‘Well you’re not exactly blank and you’re not exactly white so you must be Mexican.’
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting ‘Remind me later’ on his Windows Updates. When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
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