What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder
Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
titanic - “yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her” (Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
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