What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar’s patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his dick in the alligators mouth and starts whacking it with the stick. After he’s done and gets his drink he asks if anyone else would like a go. A lady gets up and says yes she would like a go, asks that he doesn’t hit her with the stick.
What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)
Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, “What happened?” and the soldier replies, “Hail hit her.” (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)
What’s worse than depression & suicide? Easy : LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don’t pretend no onw will notice :) no one ever does :) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can’t we just die :) ?
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them they’ll get the punchline right away
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