What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”
What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says “my brother has just been hit by a car.” The policeman replied with “OK then first I need to know your name.” “Shut up” “No, I need to know your name.” “Shut up. ” “Excuse me but where are your manners.” “Round the corner picking up shit.”
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground? Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
A Teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular type of stuff. But then the teacher realized that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share ?’ ""Yes madam…My daddy told me a story about my Mom " “OK, let’s hear” said the teacher. “My Mom was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq and her plane got hit”. “She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife”. “She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn’t break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.” “She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.” Pin drop silence in the class !! ""Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher “What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story ? ” “Stay away from Mummy when she’s drunk```…!!!”
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna “I’d hit that”
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