Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.
Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting ‘Remind me later’ on his Windows Updates. When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
friend: hits head* others: how many fingers am i holding up? me: to friend* how suicidal am i on a scale from one to ten? friend: ten me: hes fine guys
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
So Johnny was in kindergarten and his teacher assigned him to learn the ABC’s so he goes home and ask his mom who’s cooking “Whats the first letter of the ABC’s?” he ask and his mom responds with “SHUT UP… I’M COOKING!” so then he walks to sister who’s signing in the shower and asks her “Whats the 2nd letter of the ABC’s?” she responds with “I’m ready
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