Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit
What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself… #victoryroyale
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
titanic - “yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her” (Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C: … You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
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