Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them they’ll get the punchline right away
What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
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