Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, “What happened?” and the soldier replies, “Hail hit her.” (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)
So Johnny was in kindergarten and his teacher assigned him to learn the ABC’s so he goes home and ask his mom who’s cooking “Whats the first letter of the ABC’s?” he ask and his mom responds with “SHUT UP… I’M COOKING!” so then he walks to sister who’s signing in the shower and asks her “Whats the 2nd letter of the ABC’s?” she responds with “I’m ready
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide? Dave: No. Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says “my brother has just been hit by a car.” The policeman replied with “OK then first I need to know your name.” “Shut up” “No, I need to know your name.” “Shut up. ” “Excuse me but where are your manners.” “Round the corner picking up shit.”
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
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