In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
So Johnny was in kindergarten and his teacher assigned him to learn the ABC’s so he goes home and ask his mom who’s cooking “Whats the first letter of the ABC’s?” he ask and his mom responds with “SHUT UP… I’M COOKING!” so then he walks to sister who’s signing in the shower and asks her “Whats the 2nd letter of the ABC’s?” she responds with “I’m ready
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, “What happened?” and the soldier replies, “Hail hit her.” (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery
A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar’s patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his dick in the alligators mouth and starts whacking it with the stick. After he’s done and gets his drink he asks if anyone else would like a go. A lady gets up and says yes she would like a go, asks that he doesn’t hit her with the stick.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.
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