What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather? the feather. the rope stopped the kid
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground? Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna “I’d hit that”
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor
making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says “my brother has just been hit by a car.” The policeman replied with “OK then first I need to know your name.” “Shut up” “No, I need to know your name.” “Shut up. ” “Excuse me but where are your manners.” “Round the corner picking up shit.”
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
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