Hit jokes

Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.

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Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide? Dave: No. Jason: Well, he hit his first target.

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A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy… and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the “girl” takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:… um

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Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms? ) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.

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When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender

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Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.

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Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus

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What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.

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Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.

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What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor

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I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

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I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car

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I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down

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I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!

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i never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me

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