Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C: … You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn’t hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
i never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
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