Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home
When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.
So Johnny was in kindergarten and his teacher assigned him to learn the ABC’s so he goes home and ask his mom who’s cooking “Whats the first letter of the ABC’s?” he ask and his mom responds with “SHUT UP… I’M COOKING!” so then he walks to sister who’s signing in the shower and asks her “Whats the 2nd letter of the ABC’s?” she responds with “I’m ready
titanic - “yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her” (Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, “What happened?” and the soldier replies, “Hail hit her.” (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
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