When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground? Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy… and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the “girl” takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:… um
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
What’s worse than depression & suicide? Easy : LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don’t pretend no onw will notice :) no one ever does :) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can’t we just die :) ?
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor
What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
if you hit a child that’s child abuse. if you hit a family member that’s abuse. if you kill either, it’s murder for some reason. if it’s a whole family, its genocide for another reason.
The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
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