a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA
Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide? Dave: No. Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”
Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train
tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them they’ll get the punchline right away
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather? the feather. the rope stopped the kid
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