Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train
Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.
making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Student: a plane is carrying 204 bricks, one falls out, how many are left? Teacher: 203 Student: how do you put an elephant in the fridge? Teacher: You can’t Student: yes you can, open fridge door put elephant in. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Teacher: open door put in giraffe? Student: no, take out elephant put in giraffe. The lion king is having a party, who isn’t there? Teacher: let me guess, the lion Student: no the giraffe, he’s stuck in a fridge. Sally has to cross a river full of vicious alligators to get to safety, she gets across safely how? Teacher: she stepped on the alligators? Student: no the alligators are at the party, Sally dies anyway, how? Teacher: she frowned? Student: no, she was hit in the head by a falling brick.
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