Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home
When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
What’s worse than depression & suicide? Easy : LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don’t pretend no onw will notice :) no one ever does :) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can’t we just die :) ?
i never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me
What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
Student: a plane is carrying 204 bricks, one falls out, how many are left? Teacher: 203 Student: how do you put an elephant in the fridge? Teacher: You can’t Student: yes you can, open fridge door put elephant in. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Teacher: open door put in giraffe? Student: no, take out elephant put in giraffe. The lion king is having a party, who isn’t there? Teacher: let me guess, the lion Student: no the giraffe, he’s stuck in a fridge. Sally has to cross a river full of vicious alligators to get to safety, she gets across safely how? Teacher: she stepped on the alligators? Student: no the alligators are at the party, Sally dies anyway, how? Teacher: she frowned? Student: no, she was hit in the head by a falling brick.
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder
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