Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says “my brother has just been hit by a car.” The policeman replied with “OK then first I need to know your name.” “Shut up” “No, I need to know your name.” “Shut up. ” “Excuse me but where are your manners.” “Round the corner picking up shit.”
Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C: … You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder
Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
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