Hit jokes

Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14

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Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)

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A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy… and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the “girl” takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:… um

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Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car

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Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.

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Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.

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I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

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Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.

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Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.

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When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself… #victoryroyale

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tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them they’ll get the punchline right away

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What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”