What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself… #victoryroyale
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn’t hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
What’s worse than depression & suicide? Easy : LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don’t pretend no onw will notice :) no one ever does :) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can’t we just die :) ?
Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA
What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder
What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather? the feather. the rope stopped the kid
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
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