Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them they’ll get the punchline right away
Depression hits harder than my dad
friend: hits head* others: how many fingers am i holding up? me: to friend* how suicidal am i on a scale from one to ten? friend: ten me: hes fine guys
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting ‘Remind me later’ on his Windows Updates. When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14
If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can?t Run
Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
RUS | ENG
