What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground? Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather? the feather. the rope stopped the kid
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting ‘Remind me later’ on his Windows Updates. When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them they’ll get the punchline right away
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna “I’d hit that”
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
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