What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says “my brother has just been hit by a car.” The policeman replied with “OK then first I need to know your name.” “Shut up” “No, I need to know your name.” “Shut up. ” “Excuse me but where are your manners.” “Round the corner picking up shit.”
If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can?t Run
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather? the feather. the rope stopped the kid
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
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