Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
if you hit a child that’s child abuse. if you hit a family member that’s abuse. if you kill either, it’s murder for some reason. if it’s a whole family, its genocide for another reason.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna “I’d hit that”
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says “my brother has just been hit by a car.” The policeman replied with “OK then first I need to know your name.” “Shut up” “No, I need to know your name.” “Shut up. ” “Excuse me but where are your manners.” “Round the corner picking up shit.”
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground? Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
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