What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar’s patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his dick in the alligators mouth and starts whacking it with the stick. After he’s done and gets his drink he asks if anyone else would like a go. A lady gets up and says yes she would like a go, asks that he doesn’t hit her with the stick.
Depression hits harder than my dad
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground? Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide? Dave: No. Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself… #victoryroyale
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
RUS | ENG
