Hit jokes

i never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me

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The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed

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any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery

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My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted

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I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

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What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.

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Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.

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What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor

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If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can?t Run

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What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor

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Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C: … You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach

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I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse

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What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather? the feather. the rope stopped the kid

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twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.

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