making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
i never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C: … You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach
The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
So this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road he starts speeding. Eventually he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, is my wife okay, she was carrying my child. The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes “APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage
What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground? Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them they’ll get the punchline right away
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
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