My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms? ) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can?t Run
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn’t hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna “I’d hit that”
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
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