Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
friend: hits head* others: how many fingers am i holding up? me: to friend* how suicidal am i on a scale from one to ten? friend: ten me: hes fine guys
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather? the feather. the rope stopped the kid
The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed
tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them they’ll get the punchline right away
Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide? Dave: No. Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
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