So Johnny was in kindergarten and his teacher assigned him to learn the ABC’s so he goes home and ask his mom who’s cooking “Whats the first letter of the ABC’s?” he ask and his mom responds with “SHUT UP… I’M COOKING!” so then he walks to sister who’s signing in the shower and asks her “Whats the 2nd letter of the ABC’s?” she responds with “I’m ready
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them they’ll get the punchline right away
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed
What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
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