Depression hits harder than my dad
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder
A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy… and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the “girl” takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:… um
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms? ) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself… #victoryroyale
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
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