what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna “I’d hit that”
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
if you hit a child that’s child abuse. if you hit a family member that’s abuse. if you kill either, it’s murder for some reason. if it’s a whole family, its genocide for another reason.
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar’s patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his dick in the alligators mouth and starts whacking it with the stick. After he’s done and gets his drink he asks if anyone else would like a go. A lady gets up and says yes she would like a go, asks that he doesn’t hit her with the stick.
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
titanic - “yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her” (Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn’t hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit
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