A baby skunk’s mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn’t know what he is. So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks ‘What are you?’, the baby bunny replies ‘Well I’m a baby bunny. What are you?’ the baby skunk says "Well I don’t know am I a baby bunny too?" the baby bunny says ‘No you’re not a baby bunny.’ so the baby skunk asks "Well what am I then?" the baby bunny replies ‘Well you’re not exactly blank and you’re not exactly white so you must be Mexican.’
When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground? Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna “I’d hit that”
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn’t hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train
Depression hits harder than my dad
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
friend: hits head* others: how many fingers am i holding up? me: to friend* how suicidal am i on a scale from one to ten? friend: ten me: hes fine guys
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
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