What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, “What happened?” and the soldier replies, “Hail hit her.” (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
friend: hits head* others: how many fingers am i holding up? me: to friend* how suicidal am i on a scale from one to ten? friend: ten me: hes fine guys
When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
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