In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna “I’d hit that”
What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather? the feather. the rope stopped the kid
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground? Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
friend: hits head* others: how many fingers am i holding up? me: to friend* how suicidal am i on a scale from one to ten? friend: ten me: hes fine guys
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
A Teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular type of stuff. But then the teacher realized that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share ?’ ""Yes madam…My daddy told me a story about my Mom " “OK, let’s hear” said the teacher. “My Mom was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq and her plane got hit”. “She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife”. “She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn’t break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.” “She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.” Pin drop silence in the class !! ""Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher “What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story ? ” “Stay away from Mummy when she’s drunk```…!!!”
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home
If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can?t Run
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