Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
What’s worse than depression & suicide? Easy : LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don’t pretend no onw will notice :) no one ever does :) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can’t we just die :) ?
Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14
I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
titanic - “yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her” (Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
A baby skunk’s mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn’t know what he is. So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks ‘What are you?’, the baby bunny replies ‘Well I’m a baby bunny. What are you?’ the baby skunk says "Well I don’t know am I a baby bunny too?" the baby bunny says ‘No you’re not a baby bunny.’ so the baby skunk asks "Well what am I then?" the baby bunny replies ‘Well you’re not exactly blank and you’re not exactly white so you must be Mexican.’
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