Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide? Dave: No. Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.
i never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery
Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train
What’s worse than depression & suicide? Easy : LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don’t pretend no onw will notice :) no one ever does :) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can’t we just die :) ?
What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
So Johnny was in kindergarten and his teacher assigned him to learn the ABC’s so he goes home and ask his mom who’s cooking “Whats the first letter of the ABC’s?” he ask and his mom responds with “SHUT UP… I’M COOKING!” so then he walks to sister who’s signing in the shower and asks her “Whats the 2nd letter of the ABC’s?” she responds with “I’m ready
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
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