What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather? the feather. the rope stopped the kid
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground? Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
What’s worse than depression & suicide? Easy : LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don’t pretend no onw will notice :) no one ever does :) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can’t we just die :) ?
What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder
i never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
titanic - “yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her” (Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
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