Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left? Teacher: 502. Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Teacher:No you can’t fit an elephant in a fridge!! Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door. Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door. Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion? Student: No!The giraffe because He’s in a fridge. Teacher: WOW! Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How? Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth? Student:The gators are at the party. Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why? Teacher:She drowned?! Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
A baby skunk’s mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn’t know what he is. So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks ‘What are you?’, the baby bunny replies ‘Well I’m a baby bunny. What are you?’ the baby skunk says "Well I don’t know am I a baby bunny too?" the baby bunny says ‘No you’re not a baby bunny.’ so the baby skunk asks "Well what am I then?" the baby bunny replies ‘Well you’re not exactly blank and you’re not exactly white so you must be Mexican.’
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
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