Hit jokes

What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.

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Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.

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making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3

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Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn’t hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.

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I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.

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What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder

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Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)

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Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left? Teacher: 502. Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Teacher:No you can’t fit an elephant in a fridge!! Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door. Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door. Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion? Student: No!The giraffe because He’s in a fridge. Teacher: WOW! Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How? Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth? Student:The gators are at the party. Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why? Teacher:She drowned?! Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

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If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

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When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.

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What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”

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If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can?t Run

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I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.

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My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.

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