Hit jokes

A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy… and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the “girl” takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:… um

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Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)

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In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.

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Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.

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I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

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Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide? Dave: No. Jason: Well, he hit his first target.

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I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car

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Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.

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what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna “I’d hit that”

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friend: hits head* others: how many fingers am i holding up? me: to friend* how suicidal am i on a scale from one to ten? friend: ten me: hes fine guys

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i never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me

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What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.

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