If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can?t Run
Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14
What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather? the feather. the rope stopped the kid
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself… #victoryroyale
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says “my brother has just been hit by a car.” The policeman replied with “OK then first I need to know your name.” “Shut up” “No, I need to know your name.” “Shut up. ” “Excuse me but where are your manners.” “Round the corner picking up shit.”
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor
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