Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train
titanic - “yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her” (Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.
Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather? the feather. the rope stopped the kid
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
A baby skunk’s mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn’t know what he is. So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks ‘What are you?’, the baby bunny replies ‘Well I’m a baby bunny. What are you?’ the baby skunk says "Well I don’t know am I a baby bunny too?" the baby bunny says ‘No you’re not a baby bunny.’ so the baby skunk asks "Well what am I then?" the baby bunny replies ‘Well you’re not exactly blank and you’re not exactly white so you must be Mexican.’
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
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