Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.
When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn’t hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
friend: hits head* others: how many fingers am i holding up? me: to friend* how suicidal am i on a scale from one to ten? friend: ten me: hes fine guys
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