Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms? ) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.
I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn’t hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
Titanic — “yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her”
(Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that
Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA
Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Depression hits harder than my dad
Q: what’s stronger than family?
A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
Why didn’t Sally get home from work.
She got hit by a bus
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna
“I’d hit that”
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