What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit
A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, “What happened?” and the soldier replies, “Hail hit her.” (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)
Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide? Dave: No. Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar’s patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his dick in the alligators mouth and starts whacking it with the stick. After he’s done and gets his drink he asks if anyone else would like a go. A lady gets up and says yes she would like a go, asks that he doesn’t hit her with the stick.
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting ‘Remind me later’ on his Windows Updates. When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed
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