What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather? the feather. the rope stopped the kid
if you hit a child that’s child abuse. if you hit a family member that’s abuse. if you kill either, it’s murder for some reason. if it’s a whole family, its genocide for another reason.
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself… #victoryroyale
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms? ) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting ‘Remind me later’ on his Windows Updates. When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed
Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
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