Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit
Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
Depression hits harder than my dad
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn’t hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them they’ll get the punchline right away
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)
friend: hits head* others: how many fingers am i holding up? me: to friend* how suicidal am i on a scale from one to ten? friend: ten me: hes fine guys
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.
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