An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
if you hit a child that’s child abuse. if you hit a family member that’s abuse. if you kill either, it’s murder for some reason. if it’s a whole family, its genocide for another reason.
So Johnny was in kindergarten and his teacher assigned him to learn the ABC’s so he goes home and ask his mom who’s cooking “Whats the first letter of the ABC’s?” he ask and his mom responds with “SHUT UP… I’M COOKING!” so then he walks to sister who’s signing in the shower and asks her “Whats the 2nd letter of the ABC’s?” she responds with “I’m ready
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home
If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can?t Run
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground
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