I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground? Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them they’ll get the punchline right away
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.
What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit
What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
if you hit a child that’s child abuse. if you hit a family member that’s abuse. if you kill either, it’s murder for some reason. if it’s a whole family, its genocide for another reason.
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