Hit jokes

What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.

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A baby skunk’s mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn’t know what he is. So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks ‘What are you?’, the baby bunny replies ‘Well I’m a baby bunny. What are you?’ the baby skunk says "Well I don’t know am I a baby bunny too?" the baby bunny says ‘No you’re not a baby bunny.’ so the baby skunk asks "Well what am I then?" the baby bunny replies ‘Well you’re not exactly blank and you’re not exactly white so you must be Mexican.’

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making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3

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What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.

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When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground

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if you hit a child that’s child abuse. if you hit a family member that’s abuse. if you kill either, it’s murder for some reason. if it’s a whole family, its genocide for another reason.

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What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor

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Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver

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Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms? ) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.

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Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit

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any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery

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Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.

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friend: hits head* others: how many fingers am i holding up? me: to friend* how suicidal am i on a scale from one to ten? friend: ten me: hes fine guys

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What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor

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What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder

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