When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna “I’d hit that”
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
A baby skunk’s mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn’t know what he is. So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks ‘What are you?’, the baby bunny replies ‘Well I’m a baby bunny. What are you?’ the baby skunk says "Well I don’t know am I a baby bunny too?" the baby bunny says ‘No you’re not a baby bunny.’ so the baby skunk asks "Well what am I then?" the baby bunny replies ‘Well you’re not exactly blank and you’re not exactly white so you must be Mexican.’
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide? Dave: No. Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
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