I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.
What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
titanic - “yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her” (Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
if you hit a child that’s child abuse. if you hit a family member that’s abuse. if you kill either, it’s murder for some reason. if it’s a whole family, its genocide for another reason.
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself… #victoryroyale
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
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