Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar’s patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his dick in the alligators mouth and starts whacking it with the stick. After he’s done and gets his drink he asks if anyone else would like a go. A lady gets up and says yes she would like a go, asks that he doesn’t hit her with the stick.
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
A baby skunk’s mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn’t know what he is. So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks ‘What are you?’, the baby bunny replies ‘Well I’m a baby bunny. What are you?’ the baby skunk says "Well I don’t know am I a baby bunny too?" the baby bunny says ‘No you’re not a baby bunny.’ so the baby skunk asks "Well what am I then?" the baby bunny replies ‘Well you’re not exactly blank and you’re not exactly white so you must be Mexican.’
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna “I’d hit that”
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