Hit jokes

Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.

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What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”

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A baby skunk’s mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn’t know what he is. So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks ‘What are you?’, the baby bunny replies ‘Well I’m a baby bunny. What are you?’ the baby skunk says "Well I don’t know am I a baby bunny too?" the baby bunny says ‘No you’re not a baby bunny.’ so the baby skunk asks "Well what am I then?" the baby bunny replies ‘Well you’re not exactly blank and you’re not exactly white so you must be Mexican.’

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What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder

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I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!

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If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

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What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.

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A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, “What happened?” and the soldier replies, “Hail hit her.” (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)

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In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.

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What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit

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Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA

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Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train

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I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car

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Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.

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Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting ‘Remind me later’ on his Windows Updates. When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming

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