I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
Depression hits harder than my dad
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground? Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms? ) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.
Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna “I’d hit that”
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
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