I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself… #victoryroyale
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
if you hit a child that’s child abuse. if you hit a family member that’s abuse. if you kill either, it’s murder for some reason. if it’s a whole family, its genocide for another reason.
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
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