Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left? Teacher: 502. Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Teacher:No you can’t fit an elephant in a fridge!! Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door. Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door. Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion? Student: No!The giraffe because He’s in a fridge. Teacher: WOW! Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How? Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth? Student:The gators are at the party. Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why? Teacher:She drowned?! Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.
What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor
Depression hits harder than my dad
i never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me
Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
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