If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can?t Run
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna “I’d hit that”
A Teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular type of stuff. But then the teacher realized that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share ?’ ""Yes madam…My daddy told me a story about my Mom " “OK, let’s hear” said the teacher. “My Mom was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq and her plane got hit”. “She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife”. “She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn’t break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.” “She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.” Pin drop silence in the class !! ""Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher “What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story ? ” “Stay away from Mummy when she’s drunk```…!!!”
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor
Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train
Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.
The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed
i never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
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