What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.
Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C: … You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach
Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.
What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide? Dave: No. Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms? ) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says “my brother has just been hit by a car.” The policeman replied with “OK then first I need to know your name.” “Shut up” “No, I need to know your name.” “Shut up. ” “Excuse me but where are your manners.” “Round the corner picking up shit.”
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
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