I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
friend: hits head* others: how many fingers am i holding up? me: to friend* how suicidal am i on a scale from one to ten? friend: ten me: hes fine guys
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting ‘Remind me later’ on his Windows Updates. When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground? Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide? Dave: No. Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
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