A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, “What happened?” and the soldier replies, “Hail hit her.” (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
A baby skunk’s mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn’t know what he is. So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks ‘What are you?’, the baby bunny replies ‘Well I’m a baby bunny. What are you?’ the baby skunk says "Well I don’t know am I a baby bunny too?" the baby bunny says ‘No you’re not a baby bunny.’ so the baby skunk asks "Well what am I then?" the baby bunny replies ‘Well you’re not exactly blank and you’re not exactly white so you must be Mexican.’
What’s worse than depression & suicide? Easy : LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don’t pretend no onw will notice :) no one ever does :) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can’t we just die :) ?
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
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