What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar’s patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his dick in the alligators mouth and starts whacking it with the stick. After he’s done and gets his drink he asks if anyone else would like a go. A lady gets up and says yes she would like a go, asks that he doesn’t hit her with the stick.
Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather? the feather. the rope stopped the kid
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn’t hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself… #victoryroyale
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can?t Run
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
What’s worse than depression & suicide? Easy : LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don’t pretend no onw will notice :) no one ever does :) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can’t we just die :) ?
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