What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy… and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the “girl” takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:… um
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C: … You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna “I’d hit that”
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