When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself… #victoryroyale
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”
Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna “I’d hit that”
Depression hits harder than my dad
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14
The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder
Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms? ) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar’s patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his dick in the alligators mouth and starts whacking it with the stick. After he’s done and gets his drink he asks if anyone else would like a go. A lady gets up and says yes she would like a go, asks that he doesn’t hit her with the stick.
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