Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms? ) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
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