Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms? ) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna “I’d hit that”
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
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