what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna “I’d hit that”
Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide? Dave: No. Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
So this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road he starts speeding. Eventually he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, is my wife okay, she was carrying my child. The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes “APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home
Depression hits harder than my dad
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground? Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
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