In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says “my brother has just been hit by a car.” The policeman replied with “OK then first I need to know your name.” “Shut up” “No, I need to know your name.” “Shut up. ” “Excuse me but where are your manners.” “Round the corner picking up shit.”
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
if you hit a child that’s child abuse. if you hit a family member that’s abuse. if you kill either, it’s murder for some reason. if it’s a whole family, its genocide for another reason.
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide? Dave: No. Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)
Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery
making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.
I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
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