Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn’t hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
i never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, “What happened?” and the soldier replies, “Hail hit her.” (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting ‘Remind me later’ on his Windows Updates. When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says “my brother has just been hit by a car.” The policeman replied with “OK then first I need to know your name.” “Shut up” “No, I need to know your name.” “Shut up. ” “Excuse me but where are your manners.” “Round the corner picking up shit.”
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”
What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)
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