I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground
tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them they’ll get the punchline right away
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)
So this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road he starts speeding. Eventually he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, is my wife okay, she was carrying my child. The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes “APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
if you hit a child that’s child abuse. if you hit a family member that’s abuse. if you kill either, it’s murder for some reason. if it’s a whole family, its genocide for another reason.
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself… #victoryroyale
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