Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide? Dave: No. Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”
A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar’s patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his dick in the alligators mouth and starts whacking it with the stick. After he’s done and gets his drink he asks if anyone else would like a go. A lady gets up and says yes she would like a go, asks that he doesn’t hit her with the stick.
What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder
Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
i never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me
What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
Depression hits harder than my dad
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
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