What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
i never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide? Dave: No. Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Depression hits harder than my dad
The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed
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