Hit jokes

Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)

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What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor

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In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.

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What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit

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Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train

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Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.

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My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted

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friend: hits head* others: how many fingers am i holding up? me: to friend* how suicidal am i on a scale from one to ten? friend: ten me: hes fine guys

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What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”

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What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.

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Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

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I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse

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What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor

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tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them they’ll get the punchline right away

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