What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.
making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.
Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms? ) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself… #victoryroyale
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
Depression hits harder than my dad
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
i never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me
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