There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna “I’d hit that”
Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself… #victoryroyale
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
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