In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy… and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the “girl” takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:… um
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna “I’d hit that”
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.
What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
What’s worse than depression & suicide? Easy : LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don’t pretend no onw will notice :) no one ever does :) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can’t we just die :) ?
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
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