The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy… and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the “girl” takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:… um
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, “What happened?” and the soldier replies, “Hail hit her.” (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting ‘Remind me later’ on his Windows Updates. When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor
Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself… #victoryroyale
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home
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