What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide? Dave: No. Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself… #victoryroyale
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit
Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn’t hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
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