When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)
Depression hits harder than my dad
if you hit a child that’s child abuse. if you hit a family member that’s abuse. if you kill either, it’s murder for some reason. if it’s a whole family, its genocide for another reason.
What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
i never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder
What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar’s patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his dick in the alligators mouth and starts whacking it with the stick. After he’s done and gets his drink he asks if anyone else would like a go. A lady gets up and says yes she would like a go, asks that he doesn’t hit her with the stick.
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