I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home
A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar’s patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his dick in the alligators mouth and starts whacking it with the stick. After he’s done and gets his drink he asks if anyone else would like a go. A lady gets up and says yes she would like a go, asks that he doesn’t hit her with the stick.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting ‘Remind me later’ on his Windows Updates. When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
What’s worse than depression & suicide? Easy : LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don’t pretend no onw will notice :) no one ever does :) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can’t we just die :) ?
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