Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says “my brother has just been hit by a car.” The policeman replied with “OK then first I need to know your name.” “Shut up” “No, I need to know your name.” “Shut up. ” “Excuse me but where are your manners.” “Round the corner picking up shit.”
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14
What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground? Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself… #victoryroyale
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar’s patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his dick in the alligators mouth and starts whacking it with the stick. After he’s done and gets his drink he asks if anyone else would like a go. A lady gets up and says yes she would like a go, asks that he doesn’t hit her with the stick.
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