Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground? Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.
i never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me
making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting ‘Remind me later’ on his Windows Updates. When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
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