I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide? Dave: No. Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
A baby skunk’s mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn’t know what he is. So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks ‘What are you?’, the baby bunny replies ‘Well I’m a baby bunny. What are you?’ the baby skunk says "Well I don’t know am I a baby bunny too?" the baby bunny says ‘No you’re not a baby bunny.’ so the baby skunk asks "Well what am I then?" the baby bunny replies ‘Well you’re not exactly blank and you’re not exactly white so you must be Mexican.’
What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, “What happened?” and the soldier replies, “Hail hit her.” (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms? ) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.
if you hit a child that’s child abuse. if you hit a family member that’s abuse. if you kill either, it’s murder for some reason. if it’s a whole family, its genocide for another reason.
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
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