In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself… #victoryroyale
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
i never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me
Student: a plane is carrying 204 bricks, one falls out, how many are left? Teacher: 203 Student: how do you put an elephant in the fridge? Teacher: You can’t Student: yes you can, open fridge door put elephant in. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Teacher: open door put in giraffe? Student: no, take out elephant put in giraffe. The lion king is having a party, who isn’t there? Teacher: let me guess, the lion Student: no the giraffe, he’s stuck in a fridge. Sally has to cross a river full of vicious alligators to get to safety, she gets across safely how? Teacher: she stepped on the alligators? Student: no the alligators are at the party, Sally dies anyway, how? Teacher: she frowned? Student: no, she was hit in the head by a falling brick.
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
Depression hits harder than my dad
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