A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy… and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the “girl” takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:… um
Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
A baby skunk’s mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn’t know what he is. So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks ‘What are you?’, the baby bunny replies ‘Well I’m a baby bunny. What are you?’ the baby skunk says "Well I don’t know am I a baby bunny too?" the baby bunny says ‘No you’re not a baby bunny.’ so the baby skunk asks "Well what am I then?" the baby bunny replies ‘Well you’re not exactly blank and you’re not exactly white so you must be Mexican.’
Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train
tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them they’ll get the punchline right away
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”
Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
Depression hits harder than my dad
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C: … You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
So this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road he starts speeding. Eventually he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, is my wife okay, she was carrying my child. The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes “APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)
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