Hit jokes

There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.

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Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home

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When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground? Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope

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I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

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Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.

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Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.

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Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver

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Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.

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Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver

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Depression hits harder than my dad

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Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.

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What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor

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Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

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What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit

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