Hit jokes

If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

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Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.

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if you hit a child that’s child abuse. if you hit a family member that’s abuse. if you kill either, it’s murder for some reason. if it’s a whole family, its genocide for another reason.

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If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can?t Run

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Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver

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In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.

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What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor

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Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)

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So Johnny was in kindergarten and his teacher assigned him to learn the ABC’s so he goes home and ask his mom who’s cooking “Whats the first letter of the ABC’s?” he ask and his mom responds with “SHUT UP… I’M COOKING!” so then he walks to sister who’s signing in the shower and asks her “Whats the 2nd letter of the ABC’s?” she responds with “I’m ready

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What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder

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What’s worse than depression & suicide? Easy : LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don’t pretend no onw will notice :) no one ever does :) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can’t we just die :) ?

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Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.

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Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home

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Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.

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Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting ‘Remind me later’ on his Windows Updates. When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming

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