Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather? the feather. the rope stopped the kid
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground? Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can?t Run
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says “my brother has just been hit by a car.” The policeman replied with “OK then first I need to know your name.” “Shut up” “No, I need to know your name.” “Shut up. ” “Excuse me but where are your manners.” “Round the corner picking up shit.”
What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor
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