When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground
tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them they’ll get the punchline right away
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
titanic - “yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her” (Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
What’s worse than depression & suicide? Easy : LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don’t pretend no onw will notice :) no one ever does :) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can’t we just die :) ?
A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, “What happened?” and the soldier replies, “Hail hit her.” (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna “I’d hit that”
I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
So Johnny was in kindergarten and his teacher assigned him to learn the ABC’s so he goes home and ask his mom who’s cooking “Whats the first letter of the ABC’s?” he ask and his mom responds with “SHUT UP… I’M COOKING!” so then he walks to sister who’s signing in the shower and asks her “Whats the 2nd letter of the ABC’s?” she responds with “I’m ready
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
What do you do when your dish washer stops working Hit your wife harder
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
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