If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can?t Run
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather? the feather. the rope stopped the kid
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy… and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the “girl” takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:… um
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.
What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor? It doesn’t hit home
The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed
Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms? ) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.
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