Hit jokes

What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.

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Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.

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Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

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What is stronger than family. The tree Paul Walker hit

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I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.

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When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender

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Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone… He got hit by a train

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I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

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what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down

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Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C: … You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach

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What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor

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making fun of someone you’re angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3

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When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground? Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope

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What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.

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