When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground? Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”
I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, “What happened?” and the soldier replies, “Hail hit her.” (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
if you hit a child that’s child abuse. if you hit a family member that’s abuse. if you kill either, it’s murder for some reason. if it’s a whole family, its genocide for another reason.
When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
If a person in a wheel chair runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can?t Run
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)
What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
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