Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
Depression hits harder than my dad
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna “I’d hit that”
tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them they’ll get the punchline right away
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar’s patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his dick in the alligators mouth and starts whacking it with the stick. After he’s done and gets his drink he asks if anyone else would like a go. A lady gets up and says yes she would like a go, asks that he doesn’t hit her with the stick.
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn’t hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself… #victoryroyale
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
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