If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
So Johnny was in kindergarten and his teacher assigned him to learn the ABC’s so he goes home and ask his mom who’s cooking “Whats the first letter of the ABC’s?” he ask and his mom responds with “SHUT UP… I’M COOKING!” so then he walks to sister who’s signing in the shower and asks her “Whats the 2nd letter of the ABC’s?” she responds with “I’m ready
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground? Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
Why don’t orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can’t hit home.
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, “What happened?” and the soldier replies, “Hail hit her.” (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)
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