What did the fish say before he hit the wall? – “Oh, dam.”
titanic - “yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her” (Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Why did i walk across the road? to get hit by a car
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
friend: hits head* others: how many fingers am i holding up? me: to friend* how suicidal am i on a scale from one to ten? friend: ten me: hes fine guys
The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
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