What happened to the blind man’s son. He thought he was hitting a pinyata.
friend: hits head* others: how many fingers am i holding up? me: to friend* how suicidal am i on a scale from one to ten? friend: ten me: hes fine guys
A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy… and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the “girl” takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:… um
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna “I’d hit that”
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says “my brother has just been hit by a car.” The policeman replied with “OK then first I need to know your name.” “Shut up” “No, I need to know your name.” “Shut up. ” “Excuse me but where are your manners.” “Round the corner picking up shit.”
Depression hits harder than my dad
Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn’t hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
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